That's Disgusting! Look!
As I mentioned before, in order to celebrate what would be my sissy Morgan's 14th birthday we got some CORNISH HENS. I will give you a review of these hens below. I must warn you, however, these pictures are not for the faint of heart! They're not as disgusting as, say, my sissy's sappy pomes for MaxyV or an evening watching E! but it's pretty gross. So venture on only if you're not disgusted by dogs eating tasty tasty birdies!
Gross photos below!
Mmmm. These hens are good. That's pretty much all you need to know about my review. They are so tasty I can't grmphphrhbphrhprhr.
Can't type while I phgrprhrprgrgrgphrpghrprhg.
Gulp! All done! My sissy is still chewing because she got 2/3 of the bird which I think is SO UNFAIR. She's younger than me and skinnier. That means I get more, right?
She can't talk now, either, but I'm sure she'd tell you it's so delicious she wishes I could have more.
Aaaaand...done! Look how helpful I am, offering to help her finish.
WARNING! More disgusting pictures below. Not for the vegetable-averse among you.
Look! These tomatoes must have been naughty. They had to be crated.
Look! Cluster of teeny tiny tomatoes. Oh those will make a wonderful side for my poultry dinner, eh?
This is my lemon basil. I'm a sophisticate and a big fan of Herbs.
One of my pals suggested that we should probably get TWO hens for sissy Morgan's burpday. I agree! And I saw another one in the fridge...how will I have tomorrow's? In my belly, please.