Suki tagged me a long time ago for this so here we go:1. Where is your favorite place to sleep?
Wally: This may come as a surprise but I will sleep anywhere so long as my ape is nearby but I do have different favorites that sometimes change. I currently sleep in the corner of the bedroom, at the top of the stairs, and on the couch. But then peeps wake me up to take my picture like this:
Ethel: MY BOXY that Wally calls ABU GHRAIB.
Wally: This is the sofa bed with both like lots:2. Is there a specific trick your humans make you do to get food?
Wally: I humor her and will sit or lie down but really it's how I have her trained. I use my handsomest face to make her give me food. Like this:
Ethel: She makes us SIT. Ohmygod it's so hard to wait!3. If you could spend an entire day doing anything at all with anyone you want, what would it be and who would it be with?
Wally: I would spend all day with Samantha and my ma ape and I would clean Samantha's ears while the ma ape fed us meat tubes. And then maybe we would go to the pretty park and go strolling. There would be definitely be lots of eating of meatables. Look at this sultry siren (there would be no baths!):
Ethel: I would PLAY FETCH ALL DAY with Chuck It. AND I would chase RABBITS.4. What is your favorite toy?
Wally: Big Ass.
Ethel: Tennis balls that SQUEAK.5. If you could change one thing in your life what would it be?
Wally: I would not have a heart problem. And maybe I would have found my ma ape when I was a puppy and before my previous owner was a jerkazoid to me.
Ethel: My brother would not be SO OLD so he could play longer.
BONUS EXTRA QUESTION:6. Why do you look so much bigger than your sissy when she is 20 pounds heavier AND you can stand under her belly?
Wally: I will answer by way of a multiple choice quiz. Please choose the answer that you like the best:
a) We have a camera with a setting called "Reality as seen by Wally"
b) We stumbled into Alice's Wonderland and I took the pill that makes you bigger and sissy took the pill that makes you small.
c) The flax seed oil my ma ape sometimes gives me is the same kind Barry Bonds takes.
d) Our camera has a setting that adjusts the size of images by brain power.
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