Raising Cain

I haven't been able to keep up with my blogging responsibilities including visiting all my friends. These are busy times with my bud Joe out of town and me watching out for Sophie and then my ma ape has really been neglecting me. It has also been a stressful time with my younger sibs, especially my adolescent angst ridden brudder Oscar Bean, Super Teen. And thus I give you the saga of youngins at my house.


Can't you just see the trouble in his eyes? The Super Teen, somehow covered in his own slobber:



And my sissy, while more mature, has been no walk in the park.


She's had problems with the ole gut, causing explosions from both ends.

Wednesday night she got my ma ape up and she wound up cleaning up many messes before my sissy insisted on sleeping ON the ape. My sissy is too embarassed by her dire rears and her thunder chunder to show you her stain so I will recreate the scene for you.

The wind up:
And the pitch! (Not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach):

Anyone want a smooch?

And then there is the tale of the brudder:


Here he is making demon face. I can't take him anywhere. That's why I don't go to the dog park. Not because I'm a big jerk. Nope.

Here he is harassing Dixie the American Bulldog and his friend Rocco. Khyra noticed Rocco was one of her khind! And he's especially khool because he's an SPCA dog who was adopted last summer! My ma ape had met him before! Totes Khool!


And here's Oscar Bean, Super Teen, with his Teen Wonder friend Tuchuck and a horse/Great Dane.

Lemme tell you about Tuhuck the Teen Terror!

He's a wild one! Go Rocco!


Yes, Chuck is a dude. And totally temptressy!

So you see why I've been such a busy bee. I am hoping this weekend's lousy weather will mean more time indoors abloggin'.

Monday Morning Cuteness!

Baby Pygmy Hippo!



Scientists are investigating if this might be a pygmy hippo/corgi hybrid:

Uh-Oh.

I'm quite worried. See, Mr. Joe Stains is away from the Internets for a week while his peeps are honeymooning. And he left me in charge of taking care of his main squeeze, Ms. Sophina La Brador. But I'm afraid I'm not a very good caretaker. You see, today I let my baby brudder go to the Dog Park. And the things I found on the camera after his visit were shocking. I have to look away.


My brudder has a new suitor.

Who he often encouraged.

The little booger is ambitious.

And persistent.

And now I fear my brudder might be in a family way.

It also appears my brudder has been consorting with horses. Shouting at them doesn't seem like a good strategy, Oscar Bean.

I'm not ready to be a grandpa. Especially to a shepherd/pug/horse hybrid.