SPCA Saturday (OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN EDITION!)
Dudes! It's OSCAR BEAN bringing you SPCA Saturday! Because they took me back to the SPCA! Hahahaha! There weren't many new dogs so I got to go play. I met Roscoe P. Neo and let's just say that ELEPHANT is scary so I shouted at him and showed him my SHARK TEETH but he just stared at me, even when I bit him on the butt. So the apes decided that maybe he would not be my new playmate.
But meet my new bestie--BEAST T. BEEFCAKE!
OK, mostly I sharkface!
I wiped my snot on him!
We are BEASTIE BESTIES!`
And I may have caused some embarrassment because if the ma ape got more than 5 feet away I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMED like a banshee but everyone still wanted to adopterate me but my ma ape had to say get your hands off my dog, you damned dirty apes!
Can I keep Beastie Beefcake? CAN I CAN I?