SPCA Saturday (OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN EDITION!)

Dudes! It's OSCAR BEAN bringing you SPCA Saturday! Because they took me back to the SPCA! Hahahaha! There weren't many new dogs so I got to go play. I met Roscoe P. Neo and let's just say that ELEPHANT is scary so I shouted at him and showed him my SHARK TEETH but he just stared at me, even when I bit him on the butt. So the apes decided that maybe he would not be my new playmate.

But meet my new bestie--BEAST T. BEEFCAKE!


We run!



We sharkface!

OK, mostly I sharkface!


I wiped my snot on him!

We are BEASTIE BESTIES!`

And I may have caused some embarrassment because if the ma ape got more than 5 feet away I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMED like a banshee but everyone still wanted to adopterate me but my ma ape had to say get your hands off my dog, you damned dirty apes!

Can I keep Beastie Beefcake? CAN I CAN I?

Busy Beans

I have been missing in action. But only because we had snow and so we have been very very busy. We're the hardest working dogs in NoBiz.

We had to have a snowball catching competition. And I'm sure you can easily guess who won, but can you tell which set of chompers belongs to which dog?




Also, as you can see, my brudder and sister are magically transformed into werewolves in the presence of snow.

Yes, that is my brudder's shoulder in my sissy's mouth. Go ETHEL!

Yes, my ma ape took at least 100 of these nearly identical pictures.

And not a single one features me. Just because I am a well-behaved, civilized gentleman.


See?
I have many more things to discuss such as a box from Mango Man (Oh yeah!) and a party at the Brat Pack's. I'll be back.

Monday Morning Madness!

Delaware, 5:30 a.m.













'Nuff said.

Ran-day is a Snow Day!

We don't get a lot of snow here which is a shame because I do love to eat it, play in it, and track it into the house. The following are pictures of me chillin' in the snow. You might think you have stumbled on to some photos of some of the great athletes ready to compete in the Iditarod but it is just me and my sibs.

The snow makes me feel young and I was even chasing peppy sheppys!


Oh I do love harassin' the youngins:


And I play fetch with snow or balls covered with snow:

I AM part retriever, you know. Just don't expect me to bring it back.

My brudder has problems with his tongue, though I could not convince him to put it on a telephone pole, just to see what happens.

But mostly I like to eat snow. With snow on my nose. For later.

I loved the big clods of snow that fell of the ape shoes. Yesterday there was loads of goosepoop in the field and I had to come home early because I was treating it like an all you eat boo-fet. But today's boo-fet was a-ok.


For some reason my ma ape finds this photo funny.


She does not understand how important my meteorological work really is. By this afternoon all of our snow was gone. And I only ate 2/3 of it.

Who Wore It Better? Rabid Rassler Edition!

Who wore it better? This week's contestants: the Peppy Sheppys Ethel n' Oscar vs. the Pugilist Pit Boos, Moses n' Beast!

The standing embrace:

Going for the Jugular:

Open-mouthed bass:


The snarl:


Goin' in for the thrill:


Judge Wally sez:

I win!