Friday, August 13, 2010

Sister Act!



The news said that science has shown that having a sister is GOOD FOR YOU!

Sisters seemed to help siblings avoid negative emotions. Those adolescents with sisters were less likely than those without sisters to indicate feeling lonely, unloved, guilty, self-conscious and fearful. It didn't matter whether the sister was younger or older, or how far apart the siblings were age-wise.

Sisters are indeed indispensible for giving their super-teen brudders home training. Like making crazy eyes at bratty brudders.

And teaching them about REALITY.

It's a SHEP EAT SHEP WORLD.

In which TURNABOUT is FAIR PLAY


And your sister will always KICK YOUR REAR IN THE END!

And then steal your favorite toy! (P.S. Gus, that's the LAME DUCK BUSH from back in 08!)

And then I will be lovey-dovey with the other brudder to make you JELLY!


Screw the city of brudderly love SISTAHS ARE WHERE IT IS AT!


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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Tongue-tied Tuesday (presented by Otis the Potus)





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Sunday, August 08, 2010

SPCA Saturday (The Say Cheese Edition!)

Welcome to SPCA Saturday! This week is brought to you by smiley happy dogs who are happy because they are going to be adopted this week I just know it!

First is a pair o' pugs (good things come in snorfly twos!) Lilly and Libby are sistahs who have to be adopted to gether. 6 years old, purebred pugs--come ON! Get these girls!



Especially ol' underbite here.

And LOOK! It is an OBST! He is an unnamed youngin' sheppy who LOVES to scream! JUST LIKE OSCAR. Except Oscar has a name. This guy is new to the shelter and will be going up for adoption SOON.

Now, here's Gumball who has been on the SPCA Saturday before but he's been there a long time so let's take another gander at him, especially his large, luscious ears.

And now see THIS lady? This is Princess who is a dah-ling girl. She sucks up to my ma ape big time with the kisses and such.

And Ninya! She was adopterated before but they brought her back because she stole a pork roast off the counter. DUDES! You apes are a little dumb, you know?

And this is REMI, a relative newcomer at the SPCA. I admire her ears. I'm thinking about getting plastic surgery to enhance mine. Don't you think this is a great look?

And here is Ivana, the former Mrs. Trump. (Wevs, she's got way more taste than that Trump fellow. And better hair.)

This is Nathan. MOAR EARS!

And he is not very modest when he roaches.



And now for something completely different!



These hubba hubba hunks of love (corgi ears!) are from a different rescue called CompAnimals near us. They sometimes pull dogs from the SPCA and are TOTALLY COOL! These corgi borgis came in last week. Floppy Ear is a Boy and Perky Ears is a Girl. And Perky Ears might be moving in with our friends' uncle! This is most excellent news because our ma ape was HEAD OVER HEELS for them but someone swooped in before she could. Whew. Let's hope someone swoops in for ALL of these dogs because they all deserve homes even if they do not have large, uppity ears or even if they have no ears. Homes for everyone! LATER!

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