4th of Poo-ly!

Happy 4th of July everyone!  It is EDGRR B POOPACABRA'S first fourth of Poo-ly!  We hope everyone is safe from those loud firecracky thingies that drive us batty.  Wally HATED him some firecrackers but we're not so bothered by them. It helps that we are from one of six states that bans 'em (except in sanctioned displays).  Hooray!  What we DO like is BBQ, baby!  And this year our ma ape went and got a GRILL!  I had to show her how to do it right because corgis always know exactly how to do things and we are not shy about telling you.

To do grillings you have to get some charcoals.  I approve!

Fire that sucker up!

Keep a respectful distance from the heats.

 And be careful lest smoke gets in your eye.

Otis likes to show off his patriotism.  Ahem.

As a Philthydelphian (or Philthydelphia adjacent) I like to show off my BRUDDERLY LOVE.

Um, sometimes I get carried way.

Otis helped direct the photo shoots.  We also got some of those shish-ka-boobs!  We love those raw zukes and peppers.  It will make some EPIC gas laters!

Our ma ape needed a lot of supervision.

In fact all of us boys did a good job doing what boys do best--BOSSING and SUPERVISING and MAKING MORE MONEYS.

Ethel kept a respectful distance.

 Even when the tuna steak was on the grill.

Our ape ate corns and barbecued seitan!

And red white and blue puddin with fruits.

We nommed on very patriotic wallymelon.

We pledge allegiance to the melon!  (No photos of me as Land Shark does not give you any time for photos even if you're lucky enough to walk away with your fingers.)

All in all we had a great 4th of poo-ly!  Lounging, eating, posting for photos, being AWESOME.

Fine Dining

Silent Sunday Snacking

All Grown Up!

This is an ACTUAL pho-to of our ape's burpday on Saturday! She turned 18797, we think. Not sure if that is dog or ape years. She looks her age! We know that NOTHING makes her happier than making US happy so we gave her the opporchancitunity to make us happy and let her make us a burpday cake. And what did she make? WALLLLLLYMELON! Which, quite literally, drives Otis the Potus mad. And now we give you: Burpday Wallymelon, a performance in four parts!

One.

Two.


Three.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.

And here is a song to remind our ma ape how old she is because she is an old lady:

Tongue-tied Tuesday (presented by Otis the Potus)

Our Lousy Weekend!

We had a TERRRRRRRRIBLE weekend and everyone should feel really sorry for us (and prolly send us snacks). We were very excited for the World Cupables and a weekend of good footie. But things got off on the wrong foot when I got into the RRRRRONDO car! (See ya in my Kia!)



I am most gentlemanly in the car and when we put the seats down I can lounge like a lady totally cool bro of leisure. I figured we MUST be going somewhere PAWESOME. Maybe to see my besties? Or to the dog park? Or the swimming pool?

NO! We took a wrong turn and wound up at the VET's OFFICE! I was even most helpful and showed the ma ape where the door is. Let's goooooo! But she was too dumb to escape when we had the chance. I got my annual poke n' grope and when they weighed me I was 78.6! Almost 80 pounds! I am bigger than Otis! I am almost a man!

And afterwards I got to go to the dog foodable store to pick out snacks which was pawesome until I YELLED at the dudes working in the store. Ooops.

Then things were looking up! WHOA!

In spite of this pho-to MY TEAM Germany beat Uruguay to get THIRD PLACE which is what ETHEL sez I win in our house! THIRD OF THREE! I WIN! Then it was time for the BIG GAME. Otis was very excited because our bud Joe Stains is a Netherlands fan and we wanted to root for the BIG ORANGE!

But when it got started this is how we looked:

Eyes wide shut!

Because this happened:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Those Spaniards won! And we know who to blame!

Paul the Octopus! He's in Germany and was correct in every game that he picked! Including picking Spain! How could you do that to us Paul?

So we had one way to blow off our angrysteam. EAT PAULYMELON! OM NOM NOM!


Take that Paul!

Note: No octopi were harmed in the making of this post.