The Dog/Ape Connection

Don't let your apes see these to see how we are learning to work together with each other and with the hairy apes. Dogocracy cannot be far away! First thing we'll do? Shut down Fox "News."

Getting Closer to the Pawvolution

I am certain she will be joining us in our supersecret overthrow of the Naked Ape Tyranny:



My brudder's favorite teevee show is Escape to Chimp Eden, especially when the chimps are SHOUTING a lot. I think they are conveying secret plans to him which he will share with us in due time.

Don't tell your naked apes.

A Tail of Two Sheppys

Out of the deep mists...

Came a Peppy Sheppy

And then TWO Peppy Sheppys! Monsters in the Mist! The horror! The horror!

But then we got a burpday present for Ethel, sent specially by Khyra and Joe Stains--THE SUN! We hadn't seen it in like a WEEK!

Ahhhhh....it was the best present Ethel got! (Though we will share more of her prezzies later!)


This should be memorialized with a Family Photo. Patriarch in front!


And now here are the greatest gifts we gave to Ethel--THE GREATEST BRUDDERS OF ALL TIME!

BRUDDER DOOF.

BRUDDER ROACH!

Joe, we are trying to send you some rain but it is hard to make the weather move backward! But I will keep wagging my tail and tooting to push the clouds in your direction. Thanks for the sun, though!