Our ma ape is BROKEN

Our ma ape is so stupid. It might be old age dementia, though we're not sure there was much up there to dement, if you know what I mean. Anyway, last weekend she forgot to take her camera for SPCA Saturday. This weekend she came home with something extra!!

What! It is most definitely a corgi. You can identify them by their bunny butts. See?

He was TERRIFIED at the shelter and shaking and scared but he has plenty of moxie here. Indeed, he is mighty fond of our undercarriages.

See what I mean??

In spite of his LACK of manners we've decided to let him stay for a slumber party. But first we have to wear him out!

He likes to be chased.

And sometimes he even enjoys the pursuit.

Indeed, he has even humped both dogs in this photo.

We hope he brought his pjs! But if he's cold he can just wrap those crazy ears around himself.

Uh, dudes? Little help?

So...you know how your mama probably tells you that you shouldn't make funny faces or your face will stick that way?
























You should probably listen to her.

All Grown Up!

This is an ACTUAL pho-to of our ape's burpday on Saturday! She turned 18797, we think. Not sure if that is dog or ape years. She looks her age! We know that NOTHING makes her happier than making US happy so we gave her the opporchancitunity to make us happy and let her make us a burpday cake. And what did she make? WALLLLLLYMELON! Which, quite literally, drives Otis the Potus mad. And now we give you: Burpday Wallymelon, a performance in four parts!

One.

Two.


Three.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.

And here is a song to remind our ma ape how old she is because she is an old lady: