Oscar Bean SUPER TEEN IN THE HOUSE! What is UP, dudes? I had a pretend burpday two weeks ago and next Monday I have my REAL BURPDAY. I will be TWO in my TERRIBLE TWOS and I will finally get to be TERRIBLE all the times! Ok, Wally said I could blog to tell you about NOT TERRIBLE things that I have done since my PRETEND BURPDAY.
So first me n' Wally went to see the v-e-t. Wally had to have his heart checked and the ma ape thought maybe he could teach me VET MANNERS because he acts like an ANGEL to which I say--HE IS NOT. Unless Angels hump their brudders.
See, this is Wally-at-the-vet being angelic. The vet says he looks great FOR HIS AGE which is not surprising since he is 9999999 so just being alive is LOOKING GOOD. Wally sez I'm just jelly because everyone coos over him but I will have him know that the v-e-t said I was a beautiful dog.
We took the NEW CAR and Wally rides in the back seat on the floor and he fits perfectly and he loves it so much he kisses it, see???
And I sit in the WAY BACK. Do you see-a me-a in the Kia?
And at the vet LOOK WHERE THEY PUT US? In the CAT room. Wally sez it is because I am dumb like a cat. I don't get it.
I did not learn manners from Wally but I did learn how to hide under the bench. I don't know how they found me, though!!??
Wally wanted me to show you in his MONKEYCOLLAR that he gets to wear and everyone oohs and aaahs over him and his collar.
And here we are after I got SHOTS and gave them some blood and then Wally gave them blood and pee and Ethel sez we look like we both got into Wally's stash in this picture. It's MEDICAL, man!
OH LOOK! It's a change of scenery! This is Winston who goes to the...DOG PARK. Those of you who are smart have probably figured out that this means I went to the BARK PARK.
When I got there I was freaked out because the park was full of BLONDS like I was in Southern California and I didn't think the ma ape drove THAT fast but then I made friends with Dexter here (who is not Mango
's Dexter because that would also be a wrong turn and he looks better in BLACK!)
Me n' Dexter play like a coupla boxers.
And then look who showed up! It was my friend Tuchuck and his sissy Narra
(but she was too busy being aloof to take a picture with us.)
Tuchuck is awesome and he likes to play ball and here he is entertaining a Rottenweiler.
Her bum smells good. And in the background there is a Great Dane who showed up later.
See, BRUNETTES have more fun!
Labels: bark park, dog park, occasional oscar, oscar, play, vet, Wally