Don't Be Mad, MJ!

My friend MJ is like so mad at me for not posting a picture of myself in three days. I understand. I can't go a day without seeing me either.

Wally week!

We need to have a talk.
My blog has slowly been taken over by other dogs who are glomming onto my fame, good fortune, and astoundingly good looks. It is time to get back to basics. My good pal MJ had a small but simple request--we need ALL WALLY ALL THE TIME to make up for all these interlopers--THAT MEANS YOU PEPPY SHEPPYS! And what MJ wants, MJ gets!

So, first, some items of business. A couple of weeks ago me n' my sibs competed in MANGOMINSTER, the GREATEST DOG SHOW ON EARTH and it was too much fun! And while the peppy sheppys were an embarrassment to our family, I was lucky enough to win the People's Choice Herding group!


And last week in the mail I got my booty for winning! Look at my medal! I am overwhelmed with emotion:


But not so overwhelmed that I cannot eat the deeeeeeeeeeelicious mumpkin snacks Mango sent with the medal. THANKS MANGO MAN! I will be showing you more of my medal because it looks so good I'm gonna wear it all the time.


And now this award-winning dog has some business to do. I know the economy is bad and my ma ape wants a house of her own so I've decided it is time for me to buckle down and get a job.
So I've been reading the classifieds looking for the right job.


I think I've found it!

Meats! My speciality (unless there are Wallymelon Herders--do you think?) I will need to do some practice before my interview.

My ma ape believes that my generalized lack of teeth may be a problem but I believe my extensive experience will help. I will keep you update. On me. NOT on interlopers!