I saw these stories running together on the news wires: "Dogs use cash machines" about how they are training helper dogs to use ATMs to help their owners in wheelchairs. Then, a few stories down, and "Dog buys his own sausages." That one is pretty self-explanatory.
I'm rooting through my apes's bags right now to find their wallets. Once I tried to forge some checks but the pawprint was not a believeable signature. This is a possibility--I could figure out the pin and I'm too short to get caught on the security camera. I'll get me some cash and have sausages and tastycakes all day!