Friday, March 02, 2007

a tale of two diets

at my house there is much difference between what the apes eat and what the dogs eat. this is not because the ape dinners are higher quality. nope. the apes are just crazy and picky while we dogs live high on the hog (sometimes literally. we get bacon.) it makes my onkel eric jealous because he says we eat better than he does. my onkel is something called a lad student? bad student? grad student? fad student? pad thai student? i forget. something that leaves him permanently impoverished but very very smart about american literature and french lit crit. anyway. he envies our eating habits and you can probably see why.

this is my sister with a burpday bone. we got bullies and bones for my burpday. the apes don't eat bones, not even the tasty gooey center. mmmmmm....gooey center. we get 'em raw and frozen so they are CHILLY when we get 'em. she has to guard it so someone won't steal it.

i try to fit my WHOLE bone in my mouth. and i suck out the goo! tasty. and still this doesn't tempt the apes.

here i am eating my organic yogurt right out of the container! mmmmmm. i read on the label it has GOOD bacteria for our bellies. i take good care of my belly bugs.

these are my mawma's balls! what--why is everyone laughing? anyway. my mom is crazy. she won't eat the cows or the shrimps or the sheeps or anything fuzzy but she WILL eat these balls. she assures me this is NOT what happened with the, erm, bits after i was neutered. she says they're gluten balls from plants. who knew? i tried 'em and i liked 'em. it's nice because mawma won't touch my food but i WILL eat hers. two diets, one dog!

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Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey there, My owner is a pad thai, fad student, but not in lit crit ... and I get peach yogurt all the time.

11:51 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Hey you get to eat your bone marrow!! Mom pushes mine out - something about it giving me the runs! Shoot! This is the best part! I like my yogurt too.

Love ya lots,

5:38 AM  
Blogger wally said...

hey sophie--my mawma was recently a pad thai sad student which maybe is why she eats gluten balls? i think it drove her mad.

maggie--sometimes my sis gets sick when we have big bones but i have the stomach of steel!


8:41 AM  
Blogger Jasper said...

My Momma and I are still rolling on the floor laughing at this post!!!!!

10:16 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

haha wally you are funny. Hey have you ever had green tripe? Tell your mom to get you some that is good stuff.

10:04 AM  

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