Summertime Chefs

We would like to share with you some of our favorite summertime delicacies for the belly-cacies.  Enjoy!

4th of Poo-ly!

Happy 4th of July everyone!  It is EDGRR B POOPACABRA'S first fourth of Poo-ly!  We hope everyone is safe from those loud firecracky thingies that drive us batty.  Wally HATED him some firecrackers but we're not so bothered by them. It helps that we are from one of six states that bans 'em (except in sanctioned displays).  Hooray!  What we DO like is BBQ, baby!  And this year our ma ape went and got a GRILL!  I had to show her how to do it right because corgis always know exactly how to do things and we are not shy about telling you.

To do grillings you have to get some charcoals.  I approve!

Fire that sucker up!

Keep a respectful distance from the heats.

 And be careful lest smoke gets in your eye.

Otis likes to show off his patriotism.  Ahem.

As a Philthydelphian (or Philthydelphia adjacent) I like to show off my BRUDDERLY LOVE.

Um, sometimes I get carried way.

Otis helped direct the photo shoots.  We also got some of those shish-ka-boobs!  We love those raw zukes and peppers.  It will make some EPIC gas laters!

Our ma ape needed a lot of supervision.

In fact all of us boys did a good job doing what boys do best--BOSSING and SUPERVISING and MAKING MORE MONEYS.

Ethel kept a respectful distance.

 Even when the tuna steak was on the grill.

Our ape ate corns and barbecued seitan!

And red white and blue puddin with fruits.

We nommed on very patriotic wallymelon.

We pledge allegiance to the melon!  (No photos of me as Land Shark does not give you any time for photos even if you're lucky enough to walk away with your fingers.)

All in all we had a great 4th of poo-ly!  Lounging, eating, posting for photos, being AWESOME.

Cheeseburgers for Joe!

Needs no introduction:

Happy Pawlidays!

ETHEL JEAN with your PAWLIDAY REPORT! We have not posted our pawliday greetings (or sent our pawliday cards which will be New Year's cards due to Ma ape laziness!). We want to wish everyone a great pawliday no matter what pawliday you celebrate! Here's what we have been up to.

The ape made DOG COOKIES! Oh yes. There were Ethel and Oscar shapes, Edgrr shapes, and even a CORGADOR COOKIE! (We will post photos of that separately). But, alas, no Otis cookies. Our ma ape will now search for an Otis cookie cutter on the internets. These are BACON AND PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!

And then OSCAR BEAN decided to carry on a very special Christmas tradition started by Wally involving a trip here:

Oh yes, that's the vet! And the totally FUN tradition is veterinary EMERGENCY requiring a visit the vet, eating up the last of the ape's moo-lah for the pawliday season! Assorted Wally-mergencies included heart troubles, back troubles, and eating a whole sample pack of Rimadyl troubles.

Troubles, yeah Oscar's got 'em! Hey, better HIM than ME!

Ma ape saw him scratcherating himself and found someone had poked a hole in OBST!

We have no idea how that might have happened.* At any rate, he got some anti-Bs in case some Edgrr bacterias might have gotten into him. Way to go, OBST!

SOME of us (that's me in the back) have been bending over backwards showing Santa how NICE we are. Here I am sharing the snuggle ball with the OtP even though he has gas! And it WORKED!

Look! Santa brought us beef butts! (P.S. Ma ape--PUT AWAY the ROLLING PIN!)

And he left us a BAG of TOYS which we have barely cracked!

Here the DUMB boys are trying out the monkey wubba. We will regale you with more tails of Santa prezzies once we are done digesting all our beefs and cookies.

HAPPY PAWLIDAYS!!!!!

*Edgrr would like to note that while there are many incriminating photos of him hanging off his brudder's side there is no definitive evidence against him. Innocent until proven guilty. FREE EDGRR.

The Story of the First Thanksgiving

This is the first thanksgiving. Our first thanksgiving without Wally, who was a big fan of the pawliday. (Read about it here). And our first thanksgiving with two newcomers in a new land, Otis and Edgrr. We thought we would share with you the story of The First Thanksgiving.

Oscar and Ethel had lived in the New World for a long time (like decades in dog years!) and they welcomed newcomers, even these new arrivals with their strange was and most unusual colors. But these newcomers were ALWAYS hungry and needed many foodables to sustain themselves. And so a feast was prepared to welcome them to their new world!

Quails! With pumpkins, green beans, and sweet potatoes, the bounty representative of our native foodables, grown (bought) in the native soil (Trader Joe's).

And a bounty for all the dogs! Even the lil' ones who had a hard time with their birds.

Now let's give some thanks!

Ethel gives thanks for tennis balls, girls nights out, meatables, for being a girl, and for closets to hide from her brudders.

OBST gives thanks for being a perpetual teen queen, for brudders who let him put them in his mouths, for foodables of all sorts, for ma apes to cling to, and for patient apes.

Otis gives thanks for snuggle balls, foodables of all sorts, for wallymelons, for the SPCA, for naps, for giant heads and the apes who cannot resist them.

Edgrr gives thanks for toetoes to bite, for granNEs who love corgis, for brudders to annoy, for all kinds of foodables, and a yard to do zoomies in.

Happy thanksgiving! Don't forget to give your shout outs!

All Grown Up!

This is an ACTUAL pho-to of our ape's burpday on Saturday! She turned 18797, we think. Not sure if that is dog or ape years. She looks her age! We know that NOTHING makes her happier than making US happy so we gave her the opporchancitunity to make us happy and let her make us a burpday cake. And what did she make? WALLLLLLYMELON! Which, quite literally, drives Otis the Potus mad. And now we give you: Burpday Wallymelon, a performance in four parts!

One.

Two.


Three.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.

And here is a song to remind our ma ape how old she is because she is an old lady:

More Comic Relief!

We needed a little funny around here. So we are trying to lift spirits by being as silly as possible. We have to fit in a lot of silly between now and Monday when our ma ape is going to NEBRASKA to see GranNE and Gramps!

Look! We have a new FAVORITE TOY! It is an early prezzie for Ethel's birthday. It is a stuffed Otis. BOL!

Nothing like a good sibling rivalry. Do you think Ethel is kissing or biting? OR BOTH! She's a minx.

And now Otis wanted to show off his new pearly whites:

And how he uses them for eating I SCREAM!

OH NO! Put the rotten ones back in!

We are still putting together our paws for our Gramps. I'm sure these photos will make him feel better. That he's not with Otis. BOL!

Busy Bees!

I've been like superbusy. See all these toys I've had to play with! And then the visitors!

My and my brudder have been charming the HECK out of my Onkel Eric.

But obvs he has a favorite.


We have many things in common, me and my Onkel. First is that we are SUPER Husker fans! See me lounging on my Husker blanket?




And we watched the Holiday Bowl in which the Huskers KICKED some Azrizona REAR!



And we love our chow. Here I am with my pig's ear.


And with my ice creams.

And here he is with his mussels.

And me with my muscles.


And also we both love apes and here I am with my new sock monkey from my girlfriend Sam of the Brat Pack. He is a Husker Monkey because he is red. My Onkel Eric thinks he is the most awesome and this is a special message to my Onkel Eric who wants to steal my Husker Monkey--get your paws off my sock monkey you damn dirty ape!

OK, I've got to get bac to napping.