All Grown Up!
This is an ACTUAL pho-to of our ape's burpday on Saturday! She turned 18797, we think. Not sure if that is dog or ape years. She looks her age! We know that NOTHING makes her happier than making US happy so we gave her the opporchancitunity to make us happy and let her make us a burpday cake. And what did she make? WALLLLLLYMELON! Which, quite literally, drives Otis the Potus mad. And now we give you: Burpday Wallymelon, a performance in four parts!
And here is a song to remind our ma ape how old she is because she is an old lady: