On Saturday the heat index was 107. And we wear fur coats. And so we could not go outside and have our mental and physical stimulations and thus we have been a bit, how to phrase this, annoying as a Sarah Palin speech performed by the Black Eyed Peas backed by vuvuzelas. That bad. Our ape said we had CABIN FEVER. So we looked up what that meant. The best we could come up with was:
Oh my. So we have had to come up with our own indoor entertainments OTHER than the Jersey Shore marathon or barking at cats (both of which we have engaged in this weekend). Here are some of the things we do for mental/physical stimulations:
1. Math problems: If you have three dogs, how many different configurations of two can you make with these three doggies on the couch.
Three. (Ouch! My eye!)
That problem was too easy. Here's another: If a sheppy and a pit boo run as fast as they can, with a max speed of 189 mph for the sheppy and .189 mph for the boo, what will the force be on impact between their skulls. Answer: Ouch.
2. Joke telling!
Ethel is not amused by my sexist jokes.
Otis does not find my jokes very funny.
But clearly he finds his OWN jokes HILARIOUS.
3. Monkey Madness
4. Funny Face competition (Ethel opted out as she says she NEVER looks funny):
Uh, I think you can see who won:
This must be why they call it the Dog Days of Summer.