Exorcist Needed ASAP
Send help PLEASE! Otis is a dog POSSESSED!
In addition to his usual sulfphurous gaseous emissions and snoring from the pits of hell his wiring has most definitely shorted out:
He walks on two legs.
And takes flight using his demon jowls.
And then he digsdigsdigs:
And he is chowing down on DIRT!
Seriously, WTF with the dirt, dude?
And it would not be a good demon possession without a little projectile vomiting:
URRRRRRRRRRRRRP!
OH NOES! The demon has gotten in the sheppys and they have become a beast with two backs!
Please send help immediately.
posted by Peppy Sheppys @ 6:08 AM
9 Comments:
I am on my way. That dirt looks good.
xo
SB
No friggin way! I am staying as far away from your house as possible. EEEEEE!
Slobbers,
Mango
First of all da sheppy's are NOT Boxers and dey better stop actin' like dey are. Second, dirt is good and stop talkin' about jowls!!
Wiggles,
Calhoun
wow looks to me like Otis needs some snuggles :)
Don't forget, we've moved to http://dogisgodinreverse.com
We might give it a miss. But wear garlic at all times.
Simba and Jazzi
Whoa! Any spinning heads yet?
Ike
Hehehe...BWAHAHAHAH...um, whew! I mean, oh yes, that Otis. Very skeery. Possessed and all. Teehee...no, really, I'm taking this very much seriously. (snort)
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
That boy is lookin' MIGHTY juicy and sure knows how to have himself a good time. Count me IN!
Goob love & special smooches for your ma ape,
Stanley
Holy guacomole!! Boy are we glad we are half a world away from your house. Are your parents still alive? I mean have you checked on them at all? Otis has a giganormous mouth, check and see if he is flossing. If bits and pieces of your parents come out on the floss, then it is time to RUN!!! Dottie used to barf up dirt/mud and it was pretty disgusting too. Otis comes from a long line of dog barfers, a proud and select group of canines.
Love, Dozer and Cooper
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