Exorcist Needed ASAP

Send help PLEASE! Otis is a dog POSSESSED!


In addition to his usual sulfphurous gaseous emissions and snoring from the pits of hell his wiring has most definitely shorted out:

He walks on two legs.


And takes flight using his demon jowls.


And then he digsdigsdigs:

And he is chowing down on DIRT!

Seriously, WTF with the dirt, dude?

And it would not be a good demon possession without a little projectile vomiting:


URRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

OH NOES! The demon has gotten in the sheppys and they have become a beast with two backs!


Please send help immediately.

You could put a man on the moon...

I saw this in Newsweek--a hotdoll. It is, um, for your frisky pooch. It made it onto Gizmodo.

I feel like I should say something about this. But I've been rendered speechless.

New Year's Lovin'!

Warning: This post is not appropriate for young pups and/or those people who do those really perverted google searches and wind up on my blog.

Hmmmm..I wonder what my sissy's up to.


Hey sissy! Whatcha doing?


Hey--where'd Wally go?


What is he doing back there?


Oh no!


It takes a lot of concentration!


Still workin....


Ahhhh....a job well done.


But wait, does she need some more Wally Love?


Hey--where are you going, sissy! Come back! I wasn't done!


Sometimes a dog's gotta hump what a dog's gotta hump.

The Nose Knows!

My granny sent me this story from teh BBC about the Double Nosed Andean Tiger Hound from Bolivia. He's very interesting looking!

Imagine how good he would be at finding snackables! Of course I'm pretty good with just one nose (find the freezing box--sit in front of it) and I make primary use of my ears (listen for packages opening, fridges opening, chewing, swallowing, etc.)

This dude's name is Xingu and he sounds like an interesting chap:

He added that Xingu was "quite an aggressive little chap" who stood about 16 inches in height and loved salt biscuits but "wasn't a terribly handsome dog".

Xingu's best friend is apparently a wild pig called Gregory, and the two animals "rule the roost" in their village.