Thursday, June 25, 2009

It's Still Medicinal

My GranNE sent me this story "Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles."

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.

Lara Giddings, the attorney general for the island state of Tasmania, said the kangaroo-like marsupials were getting into poppy fields grown for medicine.

It is merely a coincidence that one of my nicknames is "Wallabee."

And any poppy consumption was for medicinal purposes and/or poppy seed muffins, this photo of me with crazyeyes notwithstanding.


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Monday, June 22, 2009

A Tragic Loss

We have suffered a great loss in our family. The greatest stuffy of All Time. Beloved by many, humped by Waylon, and gifted by Grammie. And thus, friends, Wall-E ends.

There has been much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments. And you'd better believe that I have my eyes on the culprit.

Since it is open season on Wall-Es I will be sleeping with one eye open.

And plotting my revenge. Oh yes, sweet sweet revenge.

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A few weeks ago we pulled a FAST ONE on APIES which is not hard because they are SLOW! I told them I had my burpday on June 6th so we had a PARTY with PRESENTS and ICE CREAM but my REAL BURPDAY is the 22nd and so I got ANOTHER BURPDAY! (We got the idea for the two week burpday from Joeypalooza.)

The apes asked what I wanted for my burpday but NO MORE TOYS because I still have my Fake Burpday presents so I said PLAY TIME FOR OSCAR. And so I got to play with some buds.

I went to the SPCA and played with Beast T. Beefcake! Wheeeeeeee! I got him SOAKING WET with my SUPER SOAKER TONGUE which is a toy that came WITH the dog. Pawsome.

And then I went to the park and met a BEGUILING LADY (Wally said this. I think it means she is tall? And the color of Waylon?) This is Dixie who was afraid of me especially when I kept biting her butt to get her to chase me.

But then we got along and played nice.

And my friends Tuchuck and Narra were there and Tuchuck found his ball from LAST TIME and could care less about the dogs, even ME and my BURPDAY!

Oh, and then I totally made out with a Husky! Haha! I'm a TEEEEEEEENAGER!


P.P.S. Thank you J.Ape for taking NICE PHO-TOS of me for my BURPDAY!

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Sunday, June 21, 2009

SPCA Saturday! Ears Edition!

Hellooooo! Ooof!

Too close. Hello, this is Heidi with your SPCA Saturday. It sure was rainy but it was a great day. My bud FREDDY got adopted! Woo woo! Also a CORGADOR like Wally who was adopted before she could even get her picture struck (or be swooped up by the corgador mama). As you can see, some nimrod cut off my ears but I'm a super nice lady and spent my time outside running in circles and then hugging the lady. So let me introduce you to my be-eared friends. (I think my fetching eyebrow really makes up for my missing ear, don't you think?)

Oh this fellow is special. His name is Theo. He has been getting extra attention from The Patron Saint of Herding Dogs and so the lady took him for a walk. He's a boooorder collie mix. Aren't his spotty ears fetching?

This lady is a Princess! She is insanely affectionate. She is like maybe a whippet mix? (If you saw her from the side you might see.) She has batwing ears! Pretty.

And she's one crafty lady! Here she is getting in the lady's pocket.

Here's Coco. Her family had to give her up because she is 8 and has arfritis and they couldn't afford it or something. She's very very nice and calm but she does have problem with her rear legs and she walks all bow legged like a cowboy! Cowboy Coco with ears that can hear a cowbell from a mile away. She just can't walk very fast.

Woot! Here is Harriet! She is some manner of hound mix. Very nice lady who had pups at some point in time. She has lovely hound-shaped ears to go with her lovely-hound shaped head.

Here's BOUNCER! Funny name, right? But nice guy and boy does he have a set of ears on him!

And that guy in front is BRUISER (also a funny name!) who looks just like a shorter Bouncer with dangly ears instead of pointy up ones.

And Bruiser is playing with Beast T. Beefcake! Beastie has a big head and big ears which he does NOT use to hear whenever anyone is asking him to do something--he's all "Huh? What? Oooooh! Let's hump Bruiser!"

It was rainy and hard to focus and also these little pits with big heads move too fast for the camera!

Wheeeee! Fun day at the SPCA. Don't forget to spay and neuter your humans pets.

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