Saturday, March 13, 2010

Famous Otises (Otii?)

While I am gathering the many questerations you have about me I will share with you the origins of my name, The Otis (alternatively Otis the POTUS or The O.T.)

I will give you two suggestions as to where my very famous name originates.

1.) A very famous musical fellow, Mr. Otis Redding, who is quite smooth with the ladies:

2. Otis Campbell, Town Drunk from Mayberry:

I will say I am fond of this tune:

Sing it with me O.T.I.S. Otis is the very best!

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Friday, March 12, 2010

Moar Otis

Hello! Is this thing on?

By request I, Otis, would like to share a bit about myself.

Likes: raw meats, bully sticks, naps, the snuggle ball

Dislikes: rain, stairs, phonies.

What else would you like to know?

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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Oh Otis

Well hello there.

The sheppys off doing Adderall or whatever it is that makes them spazpants and makes them so skinny so I am taking over the keyboard to say hello and clear up some spurious claims.

First, I am not fat. I just wear horizontal stripes which are not flattering to my sturdy figure.

Second, I am NOT so smelly that a blast of my breath can send the most tolerant sheppy running.

And, Mr. Torkelson, that is NOT a WASSUP face as I am nothing if not dignified.

And I am NOT short. The sheppys are freakishly tall (though the lady one has some great gams on her).

And I most certainly DO NOT snore. Video or it didn't happen.

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Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Tongue-tied Tuesday

Uh, I think our ape accidentally brought home a boar.

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Monday, March 08, 2010

Now Accepting Applications

We are a bit lonely at TWO and as you can see above two bee-yoo-ti-ful and well behaved siblings and we have decided to begin the Search for a New Sibling. Here are our respective ads:


Wanted: New brudder to beat up old annoying brudder. Must be a boy who STAYS AWAY from MY tennis ball stuff. Should enjoy long walks, raw meaties and chasing squirrels. Not always good w/small dogs, beagles, other bitches. Would like you to wear out Annoying Teen resident in house without you yourself being annoying to me.


Wanted: New brudder or sister to antagonize old sissy. Should love to RUN RUN RUN and tolerate me goosing him/her and constantly putting him/her in my mouth. Must love raw meaties, zoomies in the backyard and letting me have all the awesome toys and the snuggle ball. No mama's boys! I want to be the only one! Should be prepared for emergency rassling matches at any time.

If you think you or a friend fits these criteria please submit your full CV in the comments. We would very much like to cheer up our ma ape with a new boy but he must not be cuter than us. She is especially fond of big heads and short legs. In other words, dogs who look like her.

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