Famous Otises (Otii?)

While I am gathering the many questerations you have about me I will share with you the origins of my name, The Otis (alternatively Otis the POTUS or The O.T.)


I will give you two suggestions as to where my very famous name originates.

1.) A very famous musical fellow, Mr. Otis Redding, who is quite smooth with the ladies:



2. Otis Campbell, Town Drunk from Mayberry:





I will say I am fond of this tune:



Sing it with me O.T.I.S. Otis is the very best!

Moar Otis

Hello! Is this thing on?

By request I, Otis, would like to share a bit about myself.

Likes: raw meats, bully sticks, naps, the snuggle ball

Dislikes: rain, stairs, phonies.

What else would you like to know?

Oh Otis

Well hello there.

The sheppys off doing Adderall or whatever it is that makes them spazpants and makes them so skinny so I am taking over the keyboard to say hello and clear up some spurious claims.


First, I am not fat. I just wear horizontal stripes which are not flattering to my sturdy figure.

Second, I am NOT so smelly that a blast of my breath can send the most tolerant sheppy running.

And, Mr. Torkelson, that is NOT a WASSUP face as I am nothing if not dignified.


And I am NOT short. The sheppys are freakishly tall (though the lady one has some great gams on her).

And I most certainly DO NOT snore. Video or it didn't happen.

Tongue-tied Tuesday

Uh, I think our ape accidentally brought home a boar.

Now Accepting Applications

We are a bit lonely at TWO and as you can see above two bee-yoo-ti-ful and well behaved siblings and we have decided to begin the Search for a New Sibling. Here are our respective ads:

Ethel:

Wanted: New brudder to beat up old annoying brudder. Must be a boy who STAYS AWAY from MY tennis ball stuff. Should enjoy long walks, raw meaties and chasing squirrels. Not always good w/small dogs, beagles, other bitches. Would like you to wear out Annoying Teen resident in house without you yourself being annoying to me.

OBST:

Wanted: New brudder or sister to antagonize old sissy. Should love to RUN RUN RUN and tolerate me goosing him/her and constantly putting him/her in my mouth. Must love raw meaties, zoomies in the backyard and letting me have all the awesome toys and the snuggle ball. No mama's boys! I want to be the only one! Should be prepared for emergency rassling matches at any time.

If you think you or a friend fits these criteria please submit your full CV in the comments. We would very much like to cheer up our ma ape with a new boy but he must not be cuter than us. She is especially fond of big heads and short legs. In other words, dogs who look like her.