Full of P*&s and Vinegar

My sissy is just a youngin' so it's really not surprising to see her doing things like this:


Or like this:


I'm a bit older or, as I like to think of myself, finely aged like a good cheese or wine. But today I surprised everyone. Maybe it was the cooler weather or the warm blankies, maybe I just got my second wind but I was today I was in on the action!


Who you callin' old!!???


This old man is still full of FIRE!


And perhaps brimstone.


Yup, I was feeling young again TODAY.

I even tried herding my sissy, which involves trying to block her from running after the ball.

And then I did something a wee bit shocking. Young dogs, those easily offended, and my girlfriends and bromances, please turn away NOW.








I'm young enough for a sneak humping attack!

Here I go!

Oh yeah, I still got it!

How To Use a Blanket (by Wally)

My sissy and I have been spending the day on our blankies (no exaggeration--we have been getting up to do our business but otherwise it's blanket city!)

My sissy thinks hers makes her look pretty.


I can do all my favorite things on my new pawsonalized blankie. I made a napping cave.


I caught up on my beauty rest:


I played soccer.


I can even chew on my bullies without having to leave my blankie!


Sorry about the quality of the photos. 1) I have a lousy photographer. 2) There is NO SUN here today. Perfect day for a blankie. And a bully. And a bully on your belly on the blankie.

OMG!

OMG means OH MY GRAMMIE! Because I have the GREATEST GRAMMIE EVER! But I'm getting ahead of myself. Here's how the story goes. Once there was a lonely little Wally. His ma ape was at work all day and his granny (n for nebraska!) was in sweden and Wally was left all alone in the cold winter with only his sissy and her obsession with tennis balls.

But what is THIS? A BOX!


I had to shout HURRY HURRY! OPEN IT UP MA APE!


And she did. What's in the box!? What's in the Box!!!!


Ohhhhh...beautiful fluffy stuff!

It's PERSONALIZED blankets with our names stitched into them in DIFFERENT fontables because we are so different. And my sissy's name has stitching orbiting around it like a planet because my grammie knows my sissy is a SPACE CADET and my grammie loves aliens!

Look at my beautiful name it big manly font!

And my sissy immediately claimed hers--MINE. Don't come between a lady and her strawberrable blanket!

And I took mine for a test run--perfect for napping! And there are dogs on the inside. Including a boxer like the dogable who introduced me to his grammie--PEANUT (and Flash!)

And look! If we are on the other side we are CAMOFLAGED. Except for my alien eyes (which are a secret between me and my grammie).

And here I am reading the very nice card from my Grammie who is so super nice that she made my ma ape leak from the eyes! Thanks so much Grammie! These blankets are the GREATEST and we love 'em. We will think of you every time we curl up for warm naps in the cold winter. If you sometimes feel some whiskers tickling you and a little smoocheroonie it's just me sending you telepathic kissies with my alien eyes! THANK YOU!

A Little Less Upchuck

Do you guys remember Upchuck? I mean, Tuchuck? My sissy's frolicking friend?



Well...he just got NEUTERED! And this is me chuckling!

HAHAHAHAHA! The Upchuck tried to prevent it by pretending to have a stomach virus and goopy eyes but he is a man NO MORE! But it's all right dude, welcome to the club! And now that you are freed from those useless sacks and you no longer have the desire to spread your seed you can concentrate on spreading the (non-procreative) love! Look at my friend Pippa--nothin' holds him back from the ladies. And I have admirers of all sizes and shapes from a Sexy Sam to La Brador to Ran-day to GooberStan (have I revealed too much?) And also, maybe now I will be less prone to try to bite you. We'll see, we'll see...

The Eternal Struggle

This is a photo poem by Wally. Will he ever scratch the itch that dogs him? Is satisfaction within his grasp?








This paean to roaching is brought to you courtesy of Sophie La Brador who requested more photos of me on my back, flailing. She says she has an active fantasy life and I must believe her.

Happy Burpday SUUUUUUUUUUKI!

It's one of my buddy-pals burpdays! Wee Suki is ONE today! Can you even believe? Soon she will be too old for us to post pictures of her naked in the bathtub.


Who am I kidding? That'll never happen! And we will always be partners in tongue-itude:


Since you are ONE today I thought I would give you some SAGE advice from an older guy on becoming a Big Dog.

1.) The older you are, the more you should get to eat. Be sure they don't try the "not growing anymore" excuse.
2.) The older you are, the smarter you are and so you get to be bossier and bossier as you age.
3.) Unfortunately, the older the apes get the more forgetful they get so you have to remind them frequently and loudly when it is time for dinnerables and walkables and snackables and belly rubables.
4.) For good health, roach regularly and heartily.
5.) No matter how old you get, you are never too old to snuggle with your ma (love ya ma ape!).
6.) CELEBRATE!