i recently made a trip to the ole cardiologist who confirmed what i have long known--my heart is just too big. so, i have to cut back on lovin'. i have made a list for those of you for whom my love will have to be reduced.
things i will have to love a little less: greenies, britney spears, chocolate labs, the dog park, goddamn cats, rampagin', wasabi peas.
things for which my love remains undiminished: wally, bananas, ethel, mawma, lox, abba, wallace & gromit, bully sticks, walkin', squeakies, sweet potatoes, granny, babe (pig in the city), onkel eric, mister jay, eggs, naps, apples, cornhuskers.