my cheatin' mawma

last week i let my mawma go to chicago WITHOUT me, trusting that she was just going to hang out with her fellow primatologists who study man, the political ape. and a political science conference is no place for a dog, too much pathos. she came home with some unusual smells including my onkel eric, my good pals glenn and amy, and a yet unidentified pit bull whom i have linked with this web site. his slobber was found all over my mawma. to make up for it she'd better invite the naked apes to visit ME. stanley the pit bull is NOT invited. he might steal my bully sticks.