Help me, please!
Oh no. Someone please help. You see I am so sapped of strength that all I can do is nap in a series of adorable poses.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
Here is why. LOOK AT MY WEIGHT!!!!
My ma ape says that this is a Type O but I see nothing about my blood type, only a weight that is DANGEROUSLY LOW and OBVIOUSLY ACCURATE. I will take all donations in food form. (Meats preferred but not necessary.) And I will take offers from Angelina Jolie to adopt me. I hear she feeds her kids junk food.