Help me, please!
Oh no. Someone please help. You see I am so sapped of strength that all I can do is nap in a series of adorable poses.
I can barely keep my eyes open.
Here is why. LOOK AT MY WEIGHT!!!!
My ma ape says that this is a Type O but I see nothing about my blood type, only a weight that is DANGEROUSLY LOW and OBVIOUSLY ACCURATE. I will take all donations in food form. (Meats preferred but not necessary.) And I will take offers from Angelina Jolie to adopt me. I hear she feeds her kids junk food.
Labels: diet, mean ma ape, poor Wally, vet
posted by wally @ 7:12 AM
14 Comments:
How 'bout some Yankee stew?
Will that do?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
OHM Wally. I am sending you Teka for a snack immediately!
gussie
Oh My Wally Tamale - YOU NEED TO COME TO MY HOUSE! My Grandmamamamamama is coming today from MINNIE-SODA & she will feed you like a farm raised piglet if you let her! What time should I send the car to your house to drop you at the airport to fly your SKINNY body over here????
ANGELINA HELP!!!!!! There is a starving boy here in the US ...so start looking for ways to help on the homefront!!!
Love & Licks,
Randi
Now don't you go disappearing on us, will you?
B
The only other thing you need to dress up like Sam is to smell...try rolling in something old and stinky.
Bear :)
holy crap dude, if the Phillies win I am going to have to send you a whole cow!!
Wally! Did ma ape go too far with your diet? Personally I think you paid off some tech to fudge the numbers though ;-) Here is a tip though, you want to keep it believable. Like a kid that changes their grade from an F to an A you are sure to raise flags with that.
Poor, dear Wally!! How ever will you survive at such a dangerously low weight?????? We must get you treats stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilo
That is no typo. You look famished. I almost thought a greyhound had taken over your bloggy. Get foodables! Fast!
Slobbers,
Mango
You can totally come to my house and have some table scraps!
Ike
Pee S - yep, it's real Xanax.
Hi, Wally!
Wow! I hope you get lots of foodables now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Wally,
We will be happy to send some treats, just tell us where to send them.
Sally Ann
Wally, I am putting together a care package of crepes, smoked meat, Oka cheese, maple syrup and baquettes. I'll try to arrange the drop for 3 am, when your mom will have you out for your regular walk. Don't blow away little man. You must be almost as flat as my brother.
xo
SB
You are wasting away to nothing. Food will be on the way.
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