Thursday, October 29, 2009

Help me, please!

Oh no. Someone please help. You see I am so sapped of strength that all I can do is nap in a series of adorable poses.


I can barely keep my eyes open.

Here is why. LOOK AT MY WEIGHT!!!!


My ma ape says that this is a Type O but I see nothing about my blood type, only a weight that is DANGEROUSLY LOW and OBVIOUSLY ACCURATE. I will take all donations in food form. (Meats preferred but not necessary.) And I will take offers from Angelina Jolie to adopt me. I hear she feeds her kids junk food.

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14 Comments:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

How 'bout some Yankee stew?

Will that do?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

8:14 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

OHM Wally. I am sending you Teka for a snack immediately!

gussie

8:15 AM  
Blogger Randi said...

Oh My Wally Tamale - YOU NEED TO COME TO MY HOUSE! My Grandmamamamamama is coming today from MINNIE-SODA & she will feed you like a farm raised piglet if you let her! What time should I send the car to your house to drop you at the airport to fly your SKINNY body over here????

ANGELINA HELP!!!!!! There is a starving boy here in the US ...so start looking for ways to help on the homefront!!!

Love & Licks,
Randi

8:16 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

Now don't you go disappearing on us, will you?

B

9:30 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

The only other thing you need to dress up like Sam is to smell...try rolling in something old and stinky.

Bear :)

9:33 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

holy crap dude, if the Phillies win I am going to have to send you a whole cow!!

10:37 AM  
Blogger dewdana said...

Wally! Did ma ape go too far with your diet? Personally I think you paid off some tech to fudge the numbers though ;-) Here is a tip though, you want to keep it believable. Like a kid that changes their grade from an F to an A you are sure to raise flags with that.

11:29 AM  
Blogger Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

Poor, dear Wally!! How ever will you survive at such a dangerously low weight?????? We must get you treats stat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilo

12:08 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

That is no typo. You look famished. I almost thought a greyhound had taken over your bloggy. Get foodables! Fast!

Slobbers,
Mango

4:55 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

You can totally come to my house and have some table scraps!
Ike
Pee S - yep, it's real Xanax.

8:33 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally!
Wow! I hope you get lots of foodables now!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

9:34 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

Wally,
We will be happy to send some treats, just tell us where to send them.
Sally Ann

10:35 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, I am putting together a care package of crepes, smoked meat, Oka cheese, maple syrup and baquettes. I'll try to arrange the drop for 3 am, when your mom will have you out for your regular walk. Don't blow away little man. You must be almost as flat as my brother.

xo
SB

7:52 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

You are wasting away to nothing. Food will be on the way.

1:18 PM  

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