Gulliver and the Lilliputians

Ice Cream & Other Good Things!

OK, there have been a lot of OTHER DOGS stealing my blogthunder but I would like to take a moment to plug this raffle for the All God's Creatures Pitbull Rescue. My buddy Rulon, who is fostering the Five Happy Hounds, is helping with the raffle. Go Rulon!

And now I have to give a shout-out to my girl Narra and her brothers Jackson, Tuchuck, and Rousseau who brought us some DOG ICE CREAM:


Miss Priss Ethel did not want to eat it because it was made of fruitables and not meatables:

But the boys dug right in!


We heartily approve!

And we never look goofy while we eat:




And now it's time to work off that sugar rush!


Catch me if you can! (You can't.)

Ethel in the Evening!

Ok so my blog title is not so ALLITERATIVE. So WHAT? I've got FREE VERSE! Anyway--look at this ANNOYED ETHEL:

Why am I SO ANNOYED? Because I have to live with two STINKY BOYS (is there any other kind?) And they get to blog more than ME even though I am LOUDER. I will TELL YOU about THEM.

Look, they are such softies they snuggle when they eat. GROOOOOOSSSSS:

And Wally taught him stupid goofy faces:

And Oscar always does what other dogs do like he learned about sticks from his friend Tuchuck and now he runs around like this ALL THE STINKIN TIME:


I did NOT teach him anything naughty:


And everyone says we look THE SAME:




I see no resemblance!


I AM A UNIQUE BEAUTY.

And Randay--I questioned your TASTE when you fell for WALLY but now you want more OSCAR. OMD! GIRLFRIEND, you need to CHECK IT before you WRECK IT! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

Brokeback Blogger

Wally BROKE BLOGGER and he CAN'T UPLOAD PICTURES. Hahahahaha.

So this is OSCAR BEAN, SUPER TEEN with a special message for Randay: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. You asked for OSCAR and now you will have SUPER TEEN in your face!

by Oscar

Whew!

Last weekend we came close to being FOUR! There was a corgi/beagle mix (a corgle, honorary corgador) named Tinkerbell.

She looked like this:

But some peeps came to adopt her and they had a German Shepherd.


On closer examination, however, it appears Tinkerbell excels at Shepherd Wrangling! And I happen to live with some particularly stroppy shepherds.

And I could really use a young (half) set of legs around here.

Though I suppose I don't really like sharing the ma ape so I guess all is well that ends well. Congratulations on adopting your new peeps, Tinkerbell!

SPCA Saturday!

Yes, it is that time of the week again when my harlot-y ma ape goes peddling her wares at the SPCA and gives smooches to dogs other than me. Shocking but must be seen!

There were two terriers who were picked up by animal control and it is totes weird because they look purebred and were nice. They don't have names yet so we'll call this one Terror One. One is a wild man who loves to play and is very confident.


And Terror Two. He supposedly has some aggression issues which my ma ape found out after she'd taken him out and let him crawl all over her. He's really just shy and wants someone who is patient and lovey with him.

This older gent is Fritz! He is a cocker spaniel with cataracts (maybe). He's really nice and has totes great leash manners.

This is Bow! He's a goofy pit. He likes the roachin'!

Duuuuuuuude. This is Bruno who, underweight, is at least 80 pounds. Dude is goofy and likes to play.

Look at Casey! She was maybe the wildest dog at the SPCA! She looooooooves her some playing.

And here's spot! Spot's a nice lady who likes walking.


My ma ape would also like to put in another plug for her bud, BIG RED by showing him showing off his goofy personality. He can blow raspberries.


And here he shows off his corgi impersonation. He's trying to fool my ma ape into thinking he's a corgador. Good try, bud! Someone adopt this sweet pea!


I will show you the pictures later but I have to say we dodged a MAJOR bullet around here. There was a corgi mix (corgi/beagle. a borgi) named Tinkerbell who was totes awesome and my ma ape wanted SO BAD because Tinkerbell was so unhappy at the SPCA but then some other people came and adopted her while my ma ape was there! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! No baby sister. Whew. She's a corgi so you know she woulda ruled the roost.