Call 911! Search and Rescue! National Guard!

GUYSGUYSGUYS!!! GranNE left this a.m. and hasn't come back!!???!!! WTF! She wouldn't leave without me WOULD SHE??

-OBST

Shhhh...it's Oscar BS Teen!

Guys, guys! IT'S OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN Shhhh...I'm trying not to let the secret out but I found the coolest thing in my house and I think it was my burpday present for my TERRIBLE TWOS! It was like a squeaky that MOVED! And squeaked! And pooped!

And kissed me!
But then I lost it. Oh I'm in such big trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHHHHHH!

E-bo-ny and I-vo-ry!

It's time for OCCASIONAL OSCAR! Wally has been hoggin' the bloggin' cuz of his bum ticker! So I said that I wanna go play and then I want to tell everyone about it, k! It was SO COLD so I had to be FAST.

So here I am with an Aussie girl and she liked to shout at me! Why are girls always shouting at me and chasing me like my sissy???!?! Maybe I should not bite them in the bums!

See us doin' the chase game!

And that other girl liked to shout at me so when my friend Kasey came I shouted at her! But she didn't like it. So then we played rasslin'! If you look you can see my back is all slobbery from Kasey.

I like to be on the bottom!

And then guess who showed up??? My bud Ricky! He was adopterated out with his sissy Ilsa but then he had to come back but now he has a NEW home that he's going to on Wednesday! I think Santa is taking him. Rickyyyyyyyyy!


Here's Ricky's brudder Tuchuck.

But me n' Ricky are Ebony and Ivory! Two Teen Terrors! Chasey!

Mouthy!
Bitey.
Handsomey!

Humpy!

And Randi was missin' Wally so here he is looking especially WEIRD. I think he just got probed by aliens. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The ladies don't SHOUT at Wally and he says it is because he does not bite them on the butts. Wevs! Later, dudes! Oscar out!

Oscar's Day Out (No Pun Intended)

Let me apologize in advance for what is about to happen. I am quite busy calling ladies in Ohio to ask them to vote for my future adoptive grandfather, Barack Obama, who is father to my future moms, Malia and Sasha.

Last weekend Oscar was out at the Fun Day at the Bark Park. So I decided to let him do an occasional oscar about his experiences. My apologies.


Yo DUDES! It's Occasional Oscar! Oh I'm so excited. Look I'm practicing my Elvis face. Thankyouthankyouverymuch.


There was a partay at the Bark Park and I was invited! I saw my bestie friends including my main man Jackson! Look my friend Narra got checked out by a little dude like Wally! She really knows how to reel in the short-leggers!


The first thing I did was give a big welcome hug to my Special Friend Bear! Gimme a kiss!


Our relationship is a little topsy-turvy. WHAAAAAAAA!


And then we met a really little dude! He was dressed as a cowboy--duuuuuuuuude! Get it?



And sometimes I get in trouble because whenever I meet a new dog I do teeth bared scary face.

But my ma ape thinks it is more scary to peoples than to dogs because this guy is laughing at me.

He might have heard me earlier when I screamed when I got more than 2 feet away from my ma ape or maybe he saw me doing I'm Scared Tail:

I can't help it if my butt smells real good and I don't share it with just anyone. Jeez.


Later that other dude showed me his belly. That Boxer Dude is named Guinness like the beers and not Peanut like my brudder's BFF. But wouldn't Peanuts and Guinness be good? Nomnom.

Can you see my bananananadana? It is a donkey but it's not because I'm an ass. (Nice try Wally). It's because I was reminding all the dogs to vote.

Wally says the Bark Park is not a Swing State but I do plenty of Swinging while I am there!

That's Occasional Oscar. Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.

OSCAR BLOG!

Hi Guys! Do you know what I am doing in this picture????

I.M. Peeing! Haha! Wally's team The Pee-gles won yesterday! Haha! WHEEEEEE!

Brokeback Blogger

Wally BROKE BLOGGER and he CAN'T UPLOAD PICTURES. Hahahahaha.

So this is OSCAR BEAN, SUPER TEEN with a special message for Randay: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. You asked for OSCAR and now you will have SUPER TEEN in your face!

by Oscar

My Special Friend By Oscar Bean, Super Teen!

Editor Wally: I told Oscar he could blog today. He's been reading Joe Stains's blog and thinks he should get a Tanner Tuesday but I reminded him that his name is not alliterative with any letter of the week. So you will get Occasional Oscar. Good luck.

Oscar: Hi Doods! I get to go to the dog park ALONE because my Big Brudder Wally is Old Man Cranky Pants and my sissy Ethel can be a b-word. I don't know what the b-word is. Here I am at the park. Even though at the SPCA they thought I was MEAN because I liked to shout and lunge and peeps I am actually FRAIDY CAT!

I run around with my tail between my legs and I SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM.

But then my friend Chuck shows up and I feel better.

And then also I made a new bestie friend named BEAR and he is an AKITA and is mom is German and calls me Aw-SCAR and it sounds awe-SOME.

Look at Bear and Chuck. Ohmydog they're so awesome.

And he lets us play wrestlewrestle with him.


And then I show him The Humpty Dance that Wally taught me!

Bear is my new special friend!

The end.
By Oscar.

MY BEST FRIEND by Oscar Bean

Yo! It's Oscrrrrrrrrr Bean, Super Teen here! I love to ride in the car like this:

Big Brudder Wally gets his own window!


I get my own chin rest. See! It rawks!

And sometimes we go to the veterimatarian and sometimes to school and sometimes to see my ohmydog best friend TUCHUUUUUUUUCK. He lets me call him Chuck. See! You know why he's a little dirty? Because he played in a MUDHOLE. Ohmydog he's so cool.


He teacherates me how to run:

And run.

And then run faster so I don't get border collie breath in my face!

And we play SHARKFACE!


But I have to be careful because he's a BIG BRUDDER and I have a BIG BRUDDER who lost his legs.



Look at my white teethers!


Chuck has 'em just like me!


Ohmydog we could shark face for all day!


Not my feets, dude!

Haha! Sabre-tooth dog!


That's my collar dude!

Chuckie Exorcist!


I love my bestie!

Ohmydog we rawk!