A Grab Bag of Good Times

Things have been very sad around here lately so I thought I would take this opportunity to wish Sophie's ape a happy happy birthday and share with you some of the many things that happened that were not sad.

First, my ape has become obsessed with photographically documenting my every cute moment which is every moment which means I do not get a moment's rest from the puparazzi.

I can sort of understand, though, as this is a devastatingly handsome face. I'm sure this is how Angelina Jolie feels. It's not easy being beautiful.


A boy cannot even get a belly rub in peace! (Look at my pawesome corgi ears, though!)

Now things that happened other than the relentless pursuit of the puparazzi. I got a package in the mail!

Pawsonalized snacks! Can you see who is on the bag?

Yes! The only thing tastier than delicious snacks from The Baker's Dog is being able to look at a picture of myself as I eat them!

I approve.

And my picky sissy goes goofy for them.



And then me and my sibs were caught in the act of conspiring. Our lips are sealed as to what we were up to.

Nothing involving a plan to hypnotize the apes were our amazing eyes. I swear. (Though lamb shanks were purchased. I'm just saying.)


I need to beware of working with this crew, though. They are not reliable partners.

And then I let my brudder go to the dog park to play with his buddy Tuchuck and be ignored by Chuck's sister Narra.

Chuck brought his brudder, er, foster brudder (right guys?) Theo to the park for his coming out party! (I mean coming out in public, right guys?) And now Oscar has a NEW BESTIE!

Oscar loves him some cookie faces.

Especially the new guy.

I think they are going to run away to Vermont and get married.

If Oscar can catch him.


But, Theo, before you get too confident about your love that dare not bark its name, just remember--there's no love....


Like brudderly love.

The drawback of the puparazzi--I get caught sharing the snuggle ball with my brudder.

Happy burpday, Sophie's ape!

mY BesTIes! (by OBST!)

It is time for OCCASIONAL OSCAR! I'm SUPERMAD at Wally because he won't let me have a NEW BRUDDER and also Wally's GIRRRRRLFRIEND RANDI wanted OCCASIONAL OSCAR so he said I could DO IT so long as I promise not to wear out the CAPS LOCK OK?

Do you see me here with my buddy Tuchuck? Here we are looking most intelligent:

Chuckie had a foster brudder named HARLEY who is like OBST in reverse! TSBH! Teen Super Bean Harley!

We met at the park and here I am teaching him about my tongue.


I chilled w/my buddy Chuck.

And did zoomies in the PARK! LOOK I AM A BRUNETTE IN A SEA OF BLONDS! Harley is going to a NEW HOME this weekend. He is moving to Master Chew Sits which is where Mango and his AWESOME crackerdog brother Dexter live!

And then the apes took me to the SPCA! OMD GUYS I WILL BE GOOD DON'T LEAVE ME! But really I was just there to see MY BESTIE JUGHEAD!

We were supposed to get out our PISS AND VINEGAR!


OMG we are so much fun! Jughead is telling me a funny JOKE and I am laughing with my TEETH!

We make the BEST FACES!

I bite his HEAD!


It does not fit in my MOUTH!

OOOOOOOOOOF! Watch out for the shorties!


This was the most fun EVAR! OBST SLEEPING!

An Afternoon in the Park!

Oscar BS Teen here! Oh yes, MORE Occasional Oscar! I want ALWAYS OSCAR but Wally Tamale says that is stupid and not even alliterative.

So here are some things at the park. Like butts!

And running running running...

Keep those doggies moving!

And these are my new besties.

Look! They play like me n' Ethel Jean, Can't Go to the Park Cuz She's Mean.

And look--friendsies Narra and Tuchuck! They always make a beeline for the footballs.

Bitey Face, Tired Teenager Edition.


This dog was my ma ape's bestie beacuse she reminded her of SOMEONE. This doggie was OLD and just want to hang out with the ma ape. BO-RING.

Speaking of which, SOME DOGGIES (like all of them) will complain if there is no WALLY so here is WEEPY WALLY IN THE WEEDS! See, I CAN alliterate!

--Oscar Bean, Not Old Teen.

OSCAR BEAN'S SECOND SECOND BURPDAY!

A few weeks ago we pulled a FAST ONE on APIES which is not hard because they are SLOW! I told them I had my burpday on June 6th so we had a PARTY with PRESENTS and ICE CREAM but my REAL BURPDAY is the 22nd and so I got ANOTHER BURPDAY! (We got the idea for the two week burpday from Joeypalooza.)

The apes asked what I wanted for my burpday but NO MORE TOYS because I still have my Fake Burpday presents so I said PLAY TIME FOR OSCAR. And so I got to play with some buds.

I went to the SPCA and played with Beast T. Beefcake! Wheeeeeeee! I got him SOAKING WET with my SUPER SOAKER TONGUE which is a toy that came WITH the dog. Pawsome.

And then I went to the park and met a BEGUILING LADY (Wally said this. I think it means she is tall? And the color of Waylon?) This is Dixie who was afraid of me especially when I kept biting her butt to get her to chase me.

But then we got along and played nice.

And my friends Tuchuck and Narra were there and Tuchuck found his ball from LAST TIME and could care less about the dogs, even ME and my BURPDAY!

Oh, and then I totally made out with a Husky! Haha! I'm a TEEEEEEEENAGER!


OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN TWO YEARS OLD TODAY!

P.S. We all got ICE CREAMS AGAIN!
P.P.S. Thank you J.Ape for taking NICE PHO-TOS of me for my BURPDAY!

OSCAR'S BIG ADVENTURES

Oscar Bean SUPER TEEN IN THE HOUSE! What is UP, dudes? I had a pretend burpday two weeks ago and next Monday I have my REAL BURPDAY. I will be TWO in my TERRIBLE TWOS and I will finally get to be TERRIBLE all the times! Ok, Wally said I could blog to tell you about NOT TERRIBLE things that I have done since my PRETEND BURPDAY.

So first me n' Wally went to see the v-e-t. Wally had to have his heart checked and the ma ape thought maybe he could teach me VET MANNERS because he acts like an ANGEL to which I say--HE IS NOT. Unless Angels hump their brudders.

See, this is Wally-at-the-vet being angelic. The vet says he looks great FOR HIS AGE which is not surprising since he is 9999999 so just being alive is LOOKING GOOD. Wally sez I'm just jelly because everyone coos over him but I will have him know that the v-e-t said I was a beautiful dog.

We took the NEW CAR and Wally rides in the back seat on the floor and he fits perfectly and he loves it so much he kisses it, see???

And I sit in the WAY BACK. Do you see-a me-a in the Kia?

And at the vet LOOK WHERE THEY PUT US? In the CAT room. Wally sez it is because I am dumb like a cat. I don't get it.

I did not learn manners from Wally but I did learn how to hide under the bench. I don't know how they found me, though!!??

Wally wanted me to show you in his MONKEYCOLLAR that he gets to wear and everyone oohs and aaahs over him and his collar.


And here we are after I got SHOTS and gave them some blood and then Wally gave them blood and pee and Ethel sez we look like we both got into Wally's stash in this picture. It's MEDICAL, man!


OH LOOK! It's a change of scenery! This is Winston who goes to the...DOG PARK. Those of you who are smart have probably figured out that this means I went to the BARK PARK.

When I got there I was freaked out because the park was full of BLONDS like I was in Southern California and I didn't think the ma ape drove THAT fast but then I made friends with Dexter here (who is not Mango's Dexter because that would also be a wrong turn and he looks better in BLACK!)


Me n' Dexter play like a coupla boxers.

And then look who showed up! It was my friend Tuchuck and his sissy Narra (but she was too busy being aloof to take a picture with us.)

Tuchuck is awesome and he likes to play ball and here he is entertaining a Rottenweiler.

Her bum smells good. And in the background there is a Great Dane who showed up later.


See, BRUNETTES have more fun!