OSCAR BEAN'S SECOND SECOND BURPDAY!

A few weeks ago we pulled a FAST ONE on APIES which is not hard because they are SLOW! I told them I had my burpday on June 6th so we had a PARTY with PRESENTS and ICE CREAM but my REAL BURPDAY is the 22nd and so I got ANOTHER BURPDAY! (We got the idea for the two week burpday from Joeypalooza.)

The apes asked what I wanted for my burpday but NO MORE TOYS because I still have my Fake Burpday presents so I said PLAY TIME FOR OSCAR. And so I got to play with some buds.

I went to the SPCA and played with Beast T. Beefcake! Wheeeeeeee! I got him SOAKING WET with my SUPER SOAKER TONGUE which is a toy that came WITH the dog. Pawsome.

And then I went to the park and met a BEGUILING LADY (Wally said this. I think it means she is tall? And the color of Waylon?) This is Dixie who was afraid of me especially when I kept biting her butt to get her to chase me.

But then we got along and played nice.

And my friends Tuchuck and Narra were there and Tuchuck found his ball from LAST TIME and could care less about the dogs, even ME and my BURPDAY!

Oh, and then I totally made out with a Husky! Haha! I'm a TEEEEEEEENAGER!


OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN TWO YEARS OLD TODAY!

P.S. We all got ICE CREAMS AGAIN!
P.P.S. Thank you J.Ape for taking NICE PHO-TOS of me for my BURPDAY!

OSCAR'S BIG ADVENTURES

Oscar Bean SUPER TEEN IN THE HOUSE! What is UP, dudes? I had a pretend burpday two weeks ago and next Monday I have my REAL BURPDAY. I will be TWO in my TERRIBLE TWOS and I will finally get to be TERRIBLE all the times! Ok, Wally said I could blog to tell you about NOT TERRIBLE things that I have done since my PRETEND BURPDAY.

So first me n' Wally went to see the v-e-t. Wally had to have his heart checked and the ma ape thought maybe he could teach me VET MANNERS because he acts like an ANGEL to which I say--HE IS NOT. Unless Angels hump their brudders.

See, this is Wally-at-the-vet being angelic. The vet says he looks great FOR HIS AGE which is not surprising since he is 9999999 so just being alive is LOOKING GOOD. Wally sez I'm just jelly because everyone coos over him but I will have him know that the v-e-t said I was a beautiful dog.

We took the NEW CAR and Wally rides in the back seat on the floor and he fits perfectly and he loves it so much he kisses it, see???

And I sit in the WAY BACK. Do you see-a me-a in the Kia?

And at the vet LOOK WHERE THEY PUT US? In the CAT room. Wally sez it is because I am dumb like a cat. I don't get it.

I did not learn manners from Wally but I did learn how to hide under the bench. I don't know how they found me, though!!??

Wally wanted me to show you in his MONKEYCOLLAR that he gets to wear and everyone oohs and aaahs over him and his collar.


And here we are after I got SHOTS and gave them some blood and then Wally gave them blood and pee and Ethel sez we look like we both got into Wally's stash in this picture. It's MEDICAL, man!


OH LOOK! It's a change of scenery! This is Winston who goes to the...DOG PARK. Those of you who are smart have probably figured out that this means I went to the BARK PARK.

When I got there I was freaked out because the park was full of BLONDS like I was in Southern California and I didn't think the ma ape drove THAT fast but then I made friends with Dexter here (who is not Mango's Dexter because that would also be a wrong turn and he looks better in BLACK!)


Me n' Dexter play like a coupla boxers.

And then look who showed up! It was my friend Tuchuck and his sissy Narra (but she was too busy being aloof to take a picture with us.)

Tuchuck is awesome and he likes to play ball and here he is entertaining a Rottenweiler.

Her bum smells good. And in the background there is a Great Dane who showed up later.


See, BRUNETTES have more fun!

Oscar's Day Out (No Pun Intended)

Let me apologize in advance for what is about to happen. I am quite busy calling ladies in Ohio to ask them to vote for my future adoptive grandfather, Barack Obama, who is father to my future moms, Malia and Sasha.

Last weekend Oscar was out at the Fun Day at the Bark Park. So I decided to let him do an occasional oscar about his experiences. My apologies.


Yo DUDES! It's Occasional Oscar! Oh I'm so excited. Look I'm practicing my Elvis face. Thankyouthankyouverymuch.


There was a partay at the Bark Park and I was invited! I saw my bestie friends including my main man Jackson! Look my friend Narra got checked out by a little dude like Wally! She really knows how to reel in the short-leggers!


The first thing I did was give a big welcome hug to my Special Friend Bear! Gimme a kiss!


Our relationship is a little topsy-turvy. WHAAAAAAAA!


And then we met a really little dude! He was dressed as a cowboy--duuuuuuuuude! Get it?



And sometimes I get in trouble because whenever I meet a new dog I do teeth bared scary face.

But my ma ape thinks it is more scary to peoples than to dogs because this guy is laughing at me.

He might have heard me earlier when I screamed when I got more than 2 feet away from my ma ape or maybe he saw me doing I'm Scared Tail:

I can't help it if my butt smells real good and I don't share it with just anyone. Jeez.


Later that other dude showed me his belly. That Boxer Dude is named Guinness like the beers and not Peanut like my brudder's BFF. But wouldn't Peanuts and Guinness be good? Nomnom.

Can you see my bananananadana? It is a donkey but it's not because I'm an ass. (Nice try Wally). It's because I was reminding all the dogs to vote.

Wally says the Bark Park is not a Swing State but I do plenty of Swinging while I am there!

That's Occasional Oscar. Thankyou. Thankyouverymuch.