Wednesday, June 17, 2009


Oscar Bean SUPER TEEN IN THE HOUSE! What is UP, dudes? I had a pretend burpday two weeks ago and next Monday I have my REAL BURPDAY. I will be TWO in my TERRIBLE TWOS and I will finally get to be TERRIBLE all the times! Ok, Wally said I could blog to tell you about NOT TERRIBLE things that I have done since my PRETEND BURPDAY.

So first me n' Wally went to see the v-e-t. Wally had to have his heart checked and the ma ape thought maybe he could teach me VET MANNERS because he acts like an ANGEL to which I say--HE IS NOT. Unless Angels hump their brudders.

See, this is Wally-at-the-vet being angelic. The vet says he looks great FOR HIS AGE which is not surprising since he is 9999999 so just being alive is LOOKING GOOD. Wally sez I'm just jelly because everyone coos over him but I will have him know that the v-e-t said I was a beautiful dog.

We took the NEW CAR and Wally rides in the back seat on the floor and he fits perfectly and he loves it so much he kisses it, see???

And I sit in the WAY BACK. Do you see-a me-a in the Kia?

And at the vet LOOK WHERE THEY PUT US? In the CAT room. Wally sez it is because I am dumb like a cat. I don't get it.

I did not learn manners from Wally but I did learn how to hide under the bench. I don't know how they found me, though!!??

Wally wanted me to show you in his MONKEYCOLLAR that he gets to wear and everyone oohs and aaahs over him and his collar.

And here we are after I got SHOTS and gave them some blood and then Wally gave them blood and pee and Ethel sez we look like we both got into Wally's stash in this picture. It's MEDICAL, man!

OH LOOK! It's a change of scenery! This is Winston who goes to the...DOG PARK. Those of you who are smart have probably figured out that this means I went to the BARK PARK.

When I got there I was freaked out because the park was full of BLONDS like I was in Southern California and I didn't think the ma ape drove THAT fast but then I made friends with Dexter here (who is not Mango's Dexter because that would also be a wrong turn and he looks better in BLACK!)

Me n' Dexter play like a coupla boxers.

And then look who showed up! It was my friend Tuchuck and his sissy Narra (but she was too busy being aloof to take a picture with us.)
Tuchuck is awesome and he likes to play ball and here he is entertaining a Rottenweiler.

Her bum smells good. And in the background there is a Great Dane who showed up later.

See, BRUNETTES have more fun!

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Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Tank woo fur sharing your Big Adventures!

Woo sooo had a full day of it!

I'll agree: woo did look a little into-the-stash in one of the pikhs!

PeeEssWoo: My word is TOGED - were woo?

1:51 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Heya Oscar Bean....we are glad it was an OK visit to the vet. When we take Teka, she has really bad vet manners, but they love her anyway. Goes ta show ya, huh?

gussie d

2:20 PM  
Blogger Stephanie said...

Thanks for sharing the pics!

Looks like you had a blast! Well, except the vet part. And the cat room bites. But the dog park looks fun! You have a lot of friends.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I think that Tuchuck is just the cutest cutest pup, but not handsome like you and Wally. You are an excellent narrator, Oscar. Perhaps you should consider a career in broadcast journalism.


4:34 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Wow,What a day!
You did a pwetty good jobs of hiding, so I don't know how they found you at the vets. Oscaw, I'm glad that the vets didn't take so much of youw blood that you didn't have the enewgy to have cool fwiends, and I'm glad you didn't go all the way to Califownia.

Wally, you look soopew cool in that collaw, no wondew evewyone oohs and ahhhs when you appeaw. so glad you got a good checkup
smoochie kisses

4:45 PM  
Blogger Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

Yo, Supes, we gotta do that again. The world has yet to see the true definition of terrible twos X 2!!!


5:32 PM  
Blogger Astrid Keel said...

Glad your visit to the v-e-t is over and that you had a wonderful time with the blondes and brunettes!

5:47 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Happy pre-b-day!
I'm glad you made it through your vet visit without having someone drag a needle over your eye!

11:24 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Oscar Bean!

You are looking mighty fine, and I'm glad to see that you're okay with the fact that for now you will have to live in the shadow of your amazing woober brother, Wally, when at the vet. How could they NOT oooo and ahhhh all over him?!

So, did you drop the old man off at home before you went to the bark park? I understand that you are the most congenial of the pups at your house. I'm not surprised you had fun with the blondes, though you do sound a little prejudiced against them. You know, TuChuck is kind of a blonde...

Goober love,

Pee S
Smooches to the Woober Boy!

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Marvin said...

So pleased the v.e.t. visit went ok!

"By the way Oscar, you rock!
Coolest Dog on the block.

Apart from Wally & Ethel as well,
hey I give up, all you guys are SWELL"

love and many licks, your pal, Marvin xxxxx

1:00 AM  
Blogger Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

Happy your vet trip went well - what good boys you are - and we love the dog park too

woodrow sweetie mj

7:31 AM  
Blogger Tee said...

Hello there Oscar Bean,

What a great way to recover from a V-e-T visit! You looked like you've had loads of fun with your furry friends!

licks and wags

Tuffy and the Dog WOods Pack

11:54 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

That is a wonderful picture of Wally. It should be made into a 11 x 14 and hung above the fireplace.
You are one busy guy with all that playing.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

wow Oscar, that is sort of like catching up with the Doofus. I am sort of exhausted after reading that. Wally looks amazing in that collar if I do say so myself.

11:47 AM  

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