THE BIG HOAX!
Ha HA! We're suppos-ta be telling you about the BIG WEEKEND and SPCA SATURDAY but we're in the DOOOOOOOOG HOUSE (which makes sense cuz duh WE'RE DOGS!)
GUESS WHAT WE DID!!!???
The MA APE asked when my BURPDAY was and the J.APE said "Dunno. June 6th, right? 6/6?" What THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW was that we had been WHISPERING IN THE J.APE ear over the SNORING to say "OSCAR BURPDAY NEXT WEEEEEEEEKEND"
Look at Ethel laughing because SHE KNOWS!
MY BURPDAY IS JUNE 22ND!!! And the Ma Ape was too lazy to check and here are some things I got 1) a whole (frozen) duckling! 2) A TUG A JUG 3) ICE CREAM! And now we have to two it again in TWO WEEKS! WHO is HAVING SENIOR MOMENTS NOW??
Look at the SMARTEREST BOYS ON EARTH!
OSCAR BEAN SUPER TEEN ALREADY IN THE TERRIBLE TWOOOOOOS!