Wally's Wild Kingdom
My ape has had a serious case of the creeping crud and it has made her even lazier than usual! I know, that is really saying a lot. I believe she has boar flu and I think we know who the culprits are! (See my previous post). But I would like to take an opportunity to rebut some scurrilous accusations that have been made. Some commenters on my previous blog mentioned that I might resemble the heretofore mentioned boars which might explain why my ape was fond of them. Here is my side eye in response to that:
Here is a primer on the difference for those of you who clearly need glasses. Boars have BIG bodies and little heads:
Wallies have enormous heads and wee ickle bodies:
Boars have nasty looking tusks.
Wallies have sweet wee tongues:
Boars are goofy looking:
Wallies always have a dignified air about them:
Piggies befriend weird looking dogs and even apes:
While Wallies boss around weird looking dogs and slay monkey sticks:
Thank you for your attention in this important matter. Now go get your eyes checked.
Look like a boar. *snort*