SPCA Saturday (the Moar Boar Edition!)

My ape came home from SPCA Saturday with most unusual smells. She's been feeling poorly all week but somehow found the strength to go cheat on me with other dogs and the boar boys! I am not impressed. But here are some of the lads and ladies she visited.

Ty the skateboarding boodog! He is not for adopteration, he lives with the lady who runs the joint.

And here is Ty with his brudder Lugar who is like OBST but with longer legs and more colors.

He may have had springs installed:


This wee ickle girl is only a few months old, tops, and is teeny tiny. Cookie Face! She was taken in a drug case so she's not up for adoption yet.


And here is Jughead II, suckin' up to my ma ape. He spent his whole time outside giving her smooches. GROSS. No wonder she smelled sickeningly sweet when she got home!


And look at these! They're new guys; a pair of basset bros!

And this is Remy, a very high energy young lady looking for someone to scratch her behind her funny ears.

And this is Tupac, a crazy wee boy who needs a home where he can play.

And Seth who is a wee guy with a big case of worms. But he'll get rid of them so you don't have to adopt the worms with him.

And Hazel who is not nearly as sad as he looks in this picture. Yes, Hazel is a He which may explain his confused look.

And Cannon! He's an American Boodog mix who loves to play and love and try to steal my ma ape.

And--oh! Moar Boars! They got out to hang out in the sunshine a bit. They do not move very quickly. Or very much. I can relate.


They have been very busy making themselves straw hats.

And hippo costumes. (They look like hippos to me!)

And my ma ape petted this guy because she thinks he is adorable. WHAT! I thought the lady had taste, what with her adopterating me and all.

And lest you get any designs on my ma ape buddy, here is a picture of me eating a pig's ear:

I hope to not smell any of you guys next week because, I hope, you'll all be happily stinking up your new homes!

Wally's Wild Kingdom

My ape has had a serious case of the creeping crud and it has made her even lazier than usual! I know, that is really saying a lot. I believe she has boar flu and I think we know who the culprits are! (See my previous post). But I would like to take an opportunity to rebut some scurrilous accusations that have been made. Some commenters on my previous blog mentioned that I might resemble the heretofore mentioned boars which might explain why my ape was fond of them. Here is my side eye in response to that:


Here is a primer on the difference for those of you who clearly need glasses. Boars have BIG bodies and little heads:

Wallies have enormous heads and wee ickle bodies:

Boars have nasty looking tusks.

Wallies have sweet wee tongues:


Boars are goofy looking:


Wallies always have a dignified air about them:


Piggies befriend weird looking dogs and even apes:

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While Wallies boss around weird looking dogs and slay monkey sticks:

Thank you for your attention in this important matter. Now go get your eyes checked.

Look like a boar. *snort*

SPCA Saturday (The Boaring Edition!)

Our company left on Thursday so we had to return to our regular schedule of my ma ape stepping out on me at the SPCA. But things were not normal at the SPCA as you will see!

This guy is named Barack. I don't know why they gave him that name but he did not have the calm, cool, collected personality of his namesake. He is a lot of fun, though!

OH NO! Wee ickle puppies! These are sheppy mixes. Pocket Peppy Sheppys!

I can just see they will grow up to be bratty siblings just like mine.

And here is Jughead II! He's doing great and may get to be neutered soon and that means he will be up for adoption!

And here's Big Boy! He is big fun. Someone butchered his ears.

This lady cried like a baby in the SPCA but played like a champ in the outside!

Here is Diamond a boxer mix! Wheeeee!

And then there were the ugliest dogs I've ever seen!!!!


These guys were seized as a part of a neglect case along with a whole buncha goats. They say they're potbellied pigs but they have tusks!!!

And this guy is multitalented. As Sophie pointed out, he is making himself an apple crisp.

This little guy was a bully and pushed around the bigger guys. Ma ape called him Wally. Not funny.

And they were all boys but they had a good time.

My ape thinks these dudes are CUTE!???!?! No accounting for taste. Of course, she likes the sheppys too. Ewww! See you next week. We'll keep you updated on the fate of the boar boys! (My ape says no ham sammich jokes! Humorless vegetarians!)