MARCH MADNESS! (In April)
Editors: We have agreed to let Edgrr blog lest he become insufferable trying to convince us to blog about this. We apologize in advance.
A site I read all the time to keep up with the ladynews, JEZEBEL, hosts MARCH MADNESS! Last year it was Cake v. Pie with Cheesecake winning for PIE in a CONTROVERSIAL victory (it's called a CAKE but it has a CRUST!). But this year it was CATS v. DOGS. Oh yes. I enthusiastically checked my bracket every every day.
And I followed the heartbreaking losses (pit boos defeated by Goldens--WTF? Mutts lose to Dachshunds?) But the final outcome was PERFECT!
And DO YOU SEE?? ONE DOG TO RULE THEM ALL! I know that I am enshouterating but this makes us kings of the WORLD!
Look! I collapsed after the big win and stopped moving for 5 seconds which is a record for me!
You can see why we are MOST AWESOME. I don't just own the toys I OWN THE BUCKET.
And you better believe THE APES ARE ALL MINE.
Ain't afraid of no pit boos!
Ain't afraid of no peppy sheppys!
And I might get knocked down.
But you better believe I get right back up and HUMP IT!
And Otis's girlfriend Mesa was kind enough to recognize my AWESOMENESS by sharing this!
(And just in time for the government shutdown! LOOK OUT! WE'RE TAKING OVER!)