So today something happened. My ma ape was taking us outside and I was pokey going up the stairs, as happens when you are of a certain age like my ma ape. And she heard SCREAMING
up ahead and peppy sheppys RAGING and they had a BUNNY! And the ma ape VROOOOOOOOOMed across the yard, arms waving, screamingshoutingyelly. And then the sheppy dropped it and it ran out of the yard. (The ma ape was moving too fast to notice which sheppy did the deed)
So my Onkel Eric sent my ma ape this link, F**king Delicious
: Animals, Foodstuffs, Gratuitous Profanity, to remind her that nature is red in tooth and claw. Also for the food porn and swears. See:
And look, they even had a picture of my ma ape nomming her salad!
The ma ape said we are NOT helping by trying to catch our own din-dins. Some people are SO ungrateful.
Labels: ethel, hunting, mean ma ape, oscar, Wally