Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Can you hear the bunnies screaming?

So today something happened. My ma ape was taking us outside and I was pokey going up the stairs, as happens when you are of a certain age like my ma ape. And she heard SCREAMINGLinkup ahead and peppy sheppys RAGING and they had a BUNNY! And the ma ape VROOOOOOOOOMed across the yard, arms waving, screamingshoutingyelly. And then the sheppy dropped it and it ran out of the yard. (The ma ape was moving too fast to notice which sheppy did the deed)

So my Onkel Eric sent my ma ape this link, F**king Delicious: Animals, Foodstuffs, Gratuitous Profanity, to remind her that nature is red in tooth and claw. Also for the food porn and swears. See:

And look, they even had a picture of my ma ape nomming her salad!

The ma ape said we are NOT helping by trying to catch our own din-dins. Some people are SO ungrateful.

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16 Comments:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think it was a welkhome pressie fur your Gran-NE!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: My word is SCENT

8:11 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Yeah....sounds like the episode we had with the turtle. No gratitude, I tell ya

gussie

8:22 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Stupid Pee-Wee almost got a bunny in our yard the other night, but when he got too close he got scared and ran back to his momma. Some hunter. I couldn't be bothered.

But I do think you should be able to eat whatever you catch, even if its just a rock.

Slobbers,
Mango

8:50 PM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

Oooh our cuzns did that and got in big trouble. Buddy said it tasted like chicken.

Bear

9:41 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I am beside myself excited about bunnies, but my ape is totally freaked and said if I ever do that ...... blah blah blah/

xo
sB

9:48 PM  
Blogger Jacks, Narra, Tuchuck, and Rousseau said...

Oh, yes, we hear the screams... and we're breaking out the fava beans and chianti.

JNTR

12:07 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

I JUST DONT GET WHAT MA APES WANT...MY KIDS THE CATS...THEY BRING MAMA HOME SOME NICE TASTY RODENTS...AND SHE FREAKS OUT...THEN SHE COMPLAINS AT HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO FEED US ALL...WHATEVER....(sorry for yelling...it jsut frustrates me)

1:13 AM  
Blogger The Great Rock Eater said...

Sometimes mommas say one thing and do another. don't think I'll ever understand how their minds work!! The sheppys were just trying to help!!

9:07 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

Edgar is the one in our house always getting the "red" meat. He had a frog the other night. We aren't sure where he got a frog, but he had it none the less. I bet the Ma Ape looked like a helicopter swing her arms all over the place.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Penny, Poppy & Patches said...

I bet the peppy Sheppies thought the bunny tasted like chicken! We see "signs" of bunnies in our yard a lot, but we never see the bunnies! They must slip through the fence before we get there!

Aire-hugs,
Poppy, Penny & Patches

12:12 PM  
Blogger Sancha said...

Those Sheppys aren't too bright--why work up a sweat chasing after some bony raw thing when the neighborhood sidewalks are practically teeming with half-eaten deep-fried chicken wings, pizza crusts, and melting ice cream? You guys oughtta move to the city, I tell you.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Sue said...

Very funny link. Glad the bunny got away. A certain squirrel in our yard wasn't so lucky.

8:21 PM  
Blogger Brownie said...

Sounds like me trying to chase down a deer - I was trying to feed the family, but all I got was yelling and pulling! Ark those hoomans are so ungrateful! BOL!

8:43 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

oh, how exciting! there's a bunny that hangs out in my yard too....very houdini like - he disappears as fast as he appears!

8:47 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

oh, how exciting! there's a bunny that hangs out in my yard too....very houdini like - he disappears as fast as he appears!

8:47 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

dang good job sheppies!! er I mean, sorry mr bunny rabbit. just be faster next time!

6:23 PM  

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