SPCA Saturday (sponsored by BIG RED)

Hello! Do you remember ME, BIG RED? Wally said I can do his blog because he is very busy with a package from his girlfriend Sam (he's so lucky to have a girlfriend!) and watching the debate and tomorrow is SPCA Fun Day and so he has to make dog brownies! No not from dogs! For dogs!

Look at me blowing KISSES. Why don't I have a girlfriend?

This is my buddy Earl. He's real handsome so he probably has a girlfriend. You can't tell from the photo but dude is big! Like probably 80 pounds and he's totally cool. Likes playing, getting scratched, all the good stuff.

And this bud is Bargan! He came in without much fur but is totes awesome. Likes to play. Likes to run. Likes to chase his girlfriend. Or at least I imagine. I don't know. I don't have a girlfriend to chase.


Hey! This looks like Bones, right? But my friend BONES got a HOME! WOOO! He went home! This is Stick who was totes skinny just like Bones! He's prob a Boxer mix.


And here's Tango! he loves the dance! The dance of LOVE.


And this hot number is Alizee! She got to move to the adoptable side because my buddy Mikayla went home today! Alizee is totally sweet and loves all people and just wants you to see her pretty pink belly and rub it.

And yo! This is Bandit! He's a wild and crazy guy! He is prob a shepherd mix.

THIS BLOG IS INTERRUPTED FOR A MESSAGE BY OSCAR BEAN, SUPER TEEN!

Look! I'm back at the SPCA! Haha! NO I'M NOT! LOOK! It's a mini-me! She's a four month old sheppy! And she's gettin' spayed this week!

She's just like me except she's confident and has nice leash manners. She likes to sit in laps and get rubs and learned to sit like right away and she loves foods.

And she has DOOFUS FACE just like me! And I wanted a mini-me but Ethel said NO OSCARETTES! So she will have to find a different home. That's all folks!

NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SPCA SATURdAY.

Hi! It's me Big Red again! I haven't found a home or a girlfriend yet but I will not stop looking! I am wearing my red collar and I'm hoping that a Cornhusker fan will adopt me so I can watch the Nebraska/Virginia Tech game tonight! Or maybe I could join the team! I've been practicing my running!

Pitch to Big Red!

I could totally run the option and I hear football players always have girlfriends.

Maybe Wally will be my girlfriend?

Dogs rule!

This video might make my ma ape reconsider teaching all this ethics and law crap and get on board with calculus! Surely there is a way she could incorporate ME into her work? Um, but I would like to chase apes. Not balls. Maybe if I chase naked apes and bite them it is still ethics?

My apologies.

I sincerely apologize for my baby brudder's profane post. He's so gross.

Here's how civilized dogs behave:

Look! Conjoined twins!


The Odd Couple.
And here is my entry in Top Design. The "Garden Hose Bed."


And me, about to barf!

That's totally not gross!

OSCAR BLOG!

Hi Guys! Do you know what I am doing in this picture????

I.M. Peeing! Haha! Wally's team The Pee-gles won yesterday! Haha! WHEEEEEE!

Another Installment in Wally's Guide to Football!

Hi Dudes! See me smiling! It is because my favorite pro team THE SEAHAWKS finally WON A GAME. They kind of stink this year but that's ok because I stick by my team through thick and thin. (Me thick, them thin.) And I am also excited because my other team the EAGLES (E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!) are playing the Steelers and this is an important lesson for my baby brudder Oscar Bean who needs to learn about the football.


See, a few years ago the Stealers stole the Super Bowl from MY Seahawks. They are also the cross-state rivals of my Dirty Bird Philadelphia Eagles! And so here I am demonstrating how we Fly Like Eagles! See this hat? My ma ape found it in the Bargain Bin at the sporting goods store.

I am pretending it is Ben Roth-less-burger, the Stealer's QB. GET HIM!

Here I am calling a huddle with the dogs to plan our next move on the snack bowl.

Oh I'm so nervous I can't watch!


Hi to my friends Joe Stains and The Shermanator who are Super Steelers fans! Whoever wins I think we all deserve some snacks.

P.S.: Joe--E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! Do you need a box of monkeys to dry your tears? I also highly recommend a bowl of ice cream. It always lifts my spirits.