SPCA Saturday (sponsored by BIG RED)
Hello! Do you remember ME, BIG RED? Wally said I can do his blog because he is very busy with a package from his girlfriend Sam (he's so lucky to have a girlfriend!) and watching the debate and tomorrow is SPCA Fun Day and so he has to make dog brownies! No not from dogs! For dogs!
Look at me blowing KISSES. Why don't I have a girlfriend?
This is my buddy Earl. He's real handsome so he probably has a girlfriend. You can't tell from the photo but dude is big! Like probably 80 pounds and he's totally cool. Likes playing, getting scratched, all the good stuff.
And this bud is Bargan! He came in without much fur but is totes awesome. Likes to play. Likes to run. Likes to chase his girlfriend. Or at least I imagine. I don't know. I don't have a girlfriend to chase.
Hey! This looks like Bones, right? But my friend BONES got a HOME! WOOO! He went home! This is Stick who was totes skinny just like Bones! He's prob a Boxer mix.
And here's Tango! he loves the dance! The dance of LOVE.
And this hot number is Alizee! She got to move to the adoptable side because my buddy Mikayla went home today! Alizee is totally sweet and loves all people and just wants you to see her pretty pink belly and rub it.
And yo! This is Bandit! He's a wild and crazy guy! He is prob a shepherd mix.
THIS BLOG IS INTERRUPTED FOR A MESSAGE BY OSCAR BEAN, SUPER TEEN!
Look! I'm back at the SPCA! Haha! NO I'M NOT! LOOK! It's a mini-me! She's a four month old sheppy! And she's gettin' spayed this week!
She's just like me except she's confident and has nice leash manners. She likes to sit in laps and get rubs and learned to sit like right away and she loves foods.
And she has DOOFUS FACE just like me! And I wanted a mini-me but Ethel said NO OSCARETTES! So she will have to find a different home. That's all folks!
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SPCA SATURdAY.
Hi! It's me Big Red again! I haven't found a home or a girlfriend yet but I will not stop looking! I am wearing my red collar and I'm hoping that a Cornhusker fan will adopt me so I can watch the Nebraska/Virginia Tech game tonight! Or maybe I could join the team! I've been practicing my running!
Pitch to Big Red!
I could totally run the option and I hear football players always have girlfriends.
Maybe Wally will be my girlfriend?