What time is it? FOOTBALL TIME! That means I get out my favorite jersey. And I get to teach the NEW APE about the BIG RED.
Even sissy Ethel loves football season. And my bum--look she's totally checkin' out my fine rear here.
Is it TIME YET?
My jersey says three things. "Wally" "Huskers" and "1." That is because two things are number one--Wally and the Cornhuskers.
I was SO MAD when I heard that the Cornhuskers game was not on the teevee but then the ma ape said we could have lamb shanks to eat so that worked out ok.
And after I ate I had to practice my football. Look at me fast like a Hoosker!
Try and tackle THIS!
And a special note to my friend Gertie who is (forced to be) a Michigan Wolverines fan. It's ok to laugh at your team for losing to Appalachian State. It is a little embarrassing to lose to a team who isn't even IN your division. I won't rub it in your face. Except to say that the Delaware Blue Hens would like you to turn in your blue/yellow helmets which you have shamed.