Friday, August 31, 2007

Update on the Big Honking Ape

Some of you (Lorenza and Poppy) have expressed some concern about the well-being of Big Honking Ape (my supersweet prezzie from Sparky) because of the copious amounts of stuffing in the picture with him. Have no fear! The stuffing was the innies of my old weenie who has been bisected and his insides thoroughly inspected. (Note: photo may be disturbing to those who insist on intact stuffies and/or wiener dogs. Lorenza and Luckie--avert your eyes!)

Here is my old wiener, now in TWO parts (though, sadly, I must report that unlike worms, wieners cannot live after being cut in two). Also in this picture is Skelweenie (The Big Bone) who is healthy and thriving and laughing at Dead Weenie.

Here I am with my handiwork!

And here I am with Big Honking Ape--still in good shape!

And ready to play!

And I have found that his Honking noise is even COOLER at 5 a.m. when one or both apes are trying to sleep. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK.

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Blogger Gus said...

Me n Teka wait til it is dark to get out the "GREAT BIG CUZ" because it is so much fun to watch the parents wake up, sit up and get up all in one motion!

6:27 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

You have such large stuffies - where is your big ass - haven't seen him in a while.

6:39 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Golly, Wally. You couldn't be any more adorable if you tried!

7:15 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Uh, Wally, this is the REAL Suki Sumo. That mooshy comment was from my mom. I think she is mesmerized by your lovely glowing green eyes. I think they're nice too, but I'm not a total weenie-pants like her.

7:19 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


I am mightily impressed with your weiner bisection and destuffing. Skeleweenie is stinkin' cool. I am wondering, however, if your BIG ASS is feeling neglected? If so, send him my way. I LOVE BIG ASSES (you should see my girl's...)

Goober love,

7:41 PM  
Blogger Russell said...

yo wally,

cool toys


8:52 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
Clear enough! I can imagine your apes expression when you start playing with your Honking Ape at that time in the morning! Sure I know my mom wouldn't be happy!
Have a good night

9:52 PM  
Blogger leah said...

you're lucky to get your loud honking ape at night! fig and tad get their really loud ones taken away if they keep playing with them after it's time to sleep. we have to distract them and then sneak the toy away and hide it. so take advantage of your situation and honk away as loud and as long as you can!!!

and thanks for stopping by my blog!

12:21 AM  
Blogger Kerrio said...

A fog simply can never have enough toys.. do you have a toy box?

1:12 AM  
Blogger Kerrio said...

Did you know fogs had toys? Dogs do too. Apparently.

1:14 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

I love the picture of you ready to play!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxxx

Good surgical work there with the stuffing and good work with the honking at 5 am! Yay! ;0)

2:37 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh Wally, you've done it again! Hehehe!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

3:47 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

I think there is a song in there somewhere. 5am is good for honkin, when the humans are in bed a'zonkin.

I dunno what zonkin is really but it rhymes and you like making up words, so there ya go!

2:26 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Golly, Wally - have you thought of becoming a surgeon when you grow up? I know its lots of schooling..but think of all those stuffies you could help...Of course, the malpractice insurance would be outrageous..cuz watching a stuffie squirm, implode & explode is much more fun - even when its on the operating table!
Love & Licks,

11:31 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Oh Wally,
You really ripped that dachie toy apart! Phew...I promise I'll be good. Don't rip me apart?

9:58 AM  
Blogger Poppy said...

Well, that's good news about your skele-weenie, but bad news about your regular weenie. So it all evens out, I guess. Good work with the 5am honking, by the way!


2:48 PM  

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