Friday, August 24, 2007

Clearing the Air

I would like to defend my good name. Now, while I did have a case of room-clearing flatulence yesterday my sissy DOCTORED the photo to make it look like a gas cloud had drifted out. They happened to be silent (and invisible) but deadly, thank you very much. SHE stuck her nose there--what did she expect?

And, just a reminder. My sissy is one crazy bitch:

Which of these faces would YOU trust?

What kind of a dog could be mean to this?

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Blogger Stanley said...


I was wondering if that blur was supposed to be your stink cloud, but didn't want to bring it up. Ethel should know by now the signs that you're about ready to LET FLY with the nasty gas. She decides to sniff, she does so at her own peril!

If you call her a crazy bitch, what nasty names does she call you?

Of course, *I* would trust the Woober... he is the most gentle and wise of creatures. Latin name ~ Wooberus Corgadorus.

Thanks for clearing the air.

Goober love,

5:01 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Pay no mind to Ethel. She is just jellyfish about what a celebrity you are because of your gassiness. I mean how many dogs have a book written about them and their flatulence? are so above her antics!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

8:19 AM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

For once I am glad I don't have any sissy or brudder at home.

8:39 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Woh! Look at your sissy catching that ball! Good action shots!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

9:08 AM  
Blogger Frasier said...

I have a aunty jezebel and I totally understand your predicament!!

10:45 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

well, I have to bark here, I would trust both of you, 'cos Wally is my pal, and Ethel is my half sister, as I live and breathe, she is soooooo much like me. Separated at birth I guess.

love and trusting licks, Marv xxxx
in Sunny and Warm Scotland! Yay!

11:21 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I would trust your big ass!


12:51 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Oh Wally, I know having gas can be embarrassing. Try being a Boston terrier! Stand proud, man!

1:04 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Whoa man, I should have recognized the stink cloud when I saw them. My uncle Trigger (the spotty dog) has the worst stinky butt EVER. But even with a stinky butt, you're the one I'd trust. I can come closer to looking you in the eyes, at least.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

You might be right, Wally. She does look a little bit totally insane in that first picture. I mean, what IS she doing? Dancing with the jolly ball? Does she think she's in a parade? She's clearly completely nuts!

By the way, I've been wondering. Is Wally short for Walter?

1:38 PM  
Blogger PerfectTosca said...

Hey Wally, I hope things are cleared up. My eyes were burning, boy!

Stop by for my Tagathon.

2:03 PM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

I totally feel the same way about Dot. I think her and Ethel are related. Well, except she's short and fat and Ethel's not.


2:40 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
Yes, Ethel looks a little bit crazy in those pictures!!
Have a nice day

2:44 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Ah, Wally...I'm surrounded by crazy bitches. Doesn't look like it's changin' anytime soon either.

How rude for Ethel to rat you out. Good stinky gas is the sign of a well fed Wally.


3:24 PM  
Blogger Balboa said...

Yeah, I know girls can be real weird sometimes.

anyway guys are supposed to be stinky, were guys.

Frenchie Snorts

4:15 PM  
Blogger Sparky said...

It's the truly manly men who can clear a room out with one single puff. I'm in that category as well...I see nothing wrong with it!

5:08 PM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Hey Wally and your Ma-Ape, please check out my blog post today, I have answered your question about golden syrup! Very eatable, sweetable.

love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

1:56 AM  
Blogger Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Don't worry Wally, we believe you!

5:59 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

We love your little chinny chin chin resting on that stuffie.

And yes, she does look crazy, crazy fun.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

6:22 AM  
Blogger Poppy said...

It's okay Wally. I am sure your farts smell like roses and jasmine!


1:36 PM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa said...

I think she is guapissima - but you know that..


4:59 PM  

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