Unattainable Standards of Beauty
It's hard out there for a beautiful dog--pressure to be furry, thin, well-built. And I am talking, of course, about squeakies. I came across this picture on Sparky's blog He decided his new wiener was too fat so he performed a little lipo.
After a little back and forth with my big wiener, I convinced him to have weight-loss surgery.
I started in the chest.
And then moved down to the belly.
And up to his double-chin!
Ugh. I have lipo-lip.
The big wiener has been cut down to size but the big ass must always remain Big.
posted by wally @ 4:40 PM
14 Comments:
I have a giant yellow wiener and a giant blue one. And I love to beat the crap out of them both.
Ike
My Nanny got me a red wiener and I attempted to perform weight lose surgery too, but I think I went a little too far and he looked a little like Nicole Ritchie...hmmm...
Lots of Licks, Ruby
The first day I had my purple loofah I did a little fluffendectomy too. But Mommy fixed it right away. I think he is perfect just the way he is now.
Poppy
Golly, Wally - you should become an MD- A mad destructor! I love the lipo job...the weiner looks great...but I agree with you entirely, the ass must always remain big!...my personal favorite procedure is the full head amputation....followed by the limbs..then I enjoy a good gutendectomy...stuffie surgery is FUN!
Love & Licks,
Randi
Hi, Wally
Ooops! Poor me!!
Lorenza
Hey Wally,
Mom can't bear to pass me bobo the doxie to pawform my famous opawrations cos it's not available in Singapore. :( I wish I could get my paws on him.
Woh you sure are a great plastic surgeon to make that wiener slimmer
~ Girl girl
I preformed too many lipo suctions on my toys, now I am never to have a stuffie again.
But I certainly enjoyed watching you rip the insides out of that chubby toy.
I love those surgeries !!! I always try to do them right tho mommy does not like the lipo stuff spread out thinly on the carpet!
Frasier
Woh! You really got that bugger on the neck eh? Good job in murdering those two dachies! Heeeheee...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Woober,
I want to see you in ACTION. How come no Wally-vision for us. We need video. I'd watch you sleep on video, I don't care.
About the lipo, why did you give in to the pressure and media hype?? I thought you liked your women big-boned, so I figured it would be the same with your stuffies. I must be mistaken.
Goober love,
Stanley
wow, you are very convincing. Maybe tanner should get some lipo??
I gave my big weinie some lipo too. Took me about 30 seconds to spread that fluffy fat all over the living room.
Sherman
The thing about those wiener stuffies, is that the stuffing just keeps comin' and comin'. I have a whole bag of stuffies that need stitches before I can play with them again.
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