Monday, August 20, 2007

Unattainable Standards of Beauty

It's hard out there for a beautiful dog--pressure to be furry, thin, well-built. And I am talking, of course, about squeakies. I came across this picture on Sparky's blog He decided his new wiener was too fat so he performed a little lipo.

After a little back and forth with my big wiener, I convinced him to have weight-loss surgery.

I started in the chest.

And then moved down to the belly.

And up to his double-chin!

Ugh. I have lipo-lip.

The big wiener has been cut down to size but the big ass must always remain Big.

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Blogger Emily and Ike said...

I have a giant yellow wiener and a giant blue one. And I love to beat the crap out of them both.

8:05 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

My Nanny got me a red wiener and I attempted to perform weight lose surgery too, but I think I went a little too far and he looked a little like Nicole Ritchie...hmmm...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:53 PM  
Blogger Poppy said...

The first day I had my purple loofah I did a little fluffendectomy too. But Mommy fixed it right away. I think he is perfect just the way he is now.


10:26 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Golly, Wally - you should become an MD- A mad destructor! I love the lipo job...the weiner looks great...but I agree with you entirely, the ass must always remain big! personal favorite procedure is the full head amputation....followed by the limbs..then I enjoy a good gutendectomy...stuffie surgery is FUN!
Love & Licks,

10:53 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
Ooops! Poor me!!

11:33 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Wally,
Mom can't bear to pass me bobo the doxie to pawform my famous opawrations cos it's not available in Singapore. :( I wish I could get my paws on him.

1:10 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh you sure are a great plastic surgeon to make that wiener slimmer

~ Girl girl

3:30 AM  
Blogger Balboa said...

I preformed too many lipo suctions on my toys, now I am never to have a stuffie again.

But I certainly enjoyed watching you rip the insides out of that chubby toy.

5:55 AM  
Blogger Frasier said...

I love those surgeries !!! I always try to do them right tho mommy does not like the lipo stuff spread out thinly on the carpet!

10:22 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Woh! You really got that bugger on the neck eh? Good job in murdering those two dachies! Heeeheee...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

10:35 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...


I want to see you in ACTION. How come no Wally-vision for us. We need video. I'd watch you sleep on video, I don't care.

About the lipo, why did you give in to the pressure and media hype?? I thought you liked your women big-boned, so I figured it would be the same with your stuffies. I must be mistaken.

Goober love,

6:38 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

wow, you are very convincing. Maybe tanner should get some lipo??

10:29 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

I gave my big weinie some lipo too. Took me about 30 seconds to spread that fluffy fat all over the living room.


1:18 PM  
Blogger Sparky said...

The thing about those wiener stuffies, is that the stuffing just keeps comin' and comin'. I have a whole bag of stuffies that need stitches before I can play with them again.

8:42 AM  

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