More burpdayables!

There seems to be some confusion about whether it is my burpday, especially since some of you know I celebrated a burpday in Feburpary. Technically, my burpday (when I rescued my apes) is in Feblueberry. But I missed out on many burpdays and so I am making up for lost time by celebrating everyone's burpdays (yes, including yours Sherman!)! So while today is technically my ma ape's buprday it is also MY burpday. At least in my head.

Look at all the cards I got! Addressed to my ma ape! There's one I gave her with the two puddles for the PP in Happy. Because it's PEE, get it! Haha! So funny. Aren't we adorable posing?


And we're posing pretty because I gave my ma ape this! (gave as in I used Mr. J's plastic. And sent him out to get it.) It's a digital frame for pictures of ME. You can also play music like ABBA and Tom Waits Howling. That will be perfect for her office!


And THEN this BIG BOX came! I tried to scare away the UPS man, as I always do, but he's never intimidated. He doesn't even know!


Look! Another box inside the BIG BOX! My granny sent me NEW COOKWARE! And it is RED--so we will have a CORNHUSKER KITCHEN! It is perfect! Now she can whip up tasty snacks with her NEW pans and not her old (like her) ones. I will taste-test all the treats. Thanks so much granny. You are always so thoughtful with your giftables.


Now, even though it is my burpday, I am not a selfish bastard and I was sure to get my ma ape something special. I mean, at her age any burpday could be her last. So I got her SMOOCHEROONIES!

Pucker up, ma ape!