Tuesday, August 14, 2007

More burpdayables!

There seems to be some confusion about whether it is my burpday, especially since some of you know I celebrated a burpday in Feburpary. Technically, my burpday (when I rescued my apes) is in Feblueberry. But I missed out on many burpdays and so I am making up for lost time by celebrating everyone's burpdays (yes, including yours Sherman!)! So while today is technically my ma ape's buprday it is also MY burpday. At least in my head.

Look at all the cards I got! Addressed to my ma ape! There's one I gave her with the two puddles for the PP in Happy. Because it's PEE, get it! Haha! So funny. Aren't we adorable posing?

And we're posing pretty because I gave my ma ape this! (gave as in I used Mr. J's plastic. And sent him out to get it.) It's a digital frame for pictures of ME. You can also play music like ABBA and Tom Waits Howling. That will be perfect for her office!

And THEN this BIG BOX came! I tried to scare away the UPS man, as I always do, but he's never intimidated. He doesn't even know!

Look! Another box inside the BIG BOX! My granny sent me NEW COOKWARE! And it is RED--so we will have a CORNHUSKER KITCHEN! It is perfect! Now she can whip up tasty snacks with her NEW pans and not her old (like her) ones. I will taste-test all the treats. Thanks so much granny. You are always so thoughtful with your giftables.

Now, even though it is my burpday, I am not a selfish bastard and I was sure to get my ma ape something special. I mean, at her age any burpday could be her last. So I got her SMOOCHEROONIES!

Pucker up, ma ape!

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Blogger Tadpole said...

Woot! You look terrifically happy in the burpday pictures, Wally! And why wouldn't you be?! Look at all those presents you got (which were somehow mistakenly addressed to your ma ape)!

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday to your Ma Ape! My mama did some serious shopping for doggie stuff the other day - so watch your mail for some goodies.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How does Wally look like the size of a Newf in that first picture? He looks bigger than Ethel.

-Mr. J

2:58 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Happy burpday to your ma ape! How exciting that you have TWO barkday/burpdays! I need to con my mommy into that. And buying me more treats, naturally.

3:05 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

happy B-day Ma Ape! and Wally! and everyone over there. And Happy B-Day to me too, because even though it isn't my b-day, my own ape is on her way to get me right now. Thank god. Maybe she's play that Tom Waits CD on the car ride home. that's a good idea.

3:22 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally.
Happy Birthday to you Ma Ape!!! And of course Happy Birthday to you too!! Your ma must be happy getting all those presents!
When is your next birthday??

3:52 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

I gave my mom the same thing for her birthday!

4:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy birthday to your ma ape, Wally. But I have a secret that she may not have told you: she gave me wonderful pets and food many years ago. Such nice hands, purrrrrr....

5:01 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Tell your Ma Ape happy burpday and give her a smoochie for me Wally!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:32 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Ah - Wally - you are so thoughtful! Happy Burpday to your Ape-Ma! You & your sissy look darling in the pics!
Love & Licks,

6:41 PM  
Blogger Balboa said...


WOW, all those presents!!!!!

Oh wally, I tried to convince my mommy to give me lots and lots of my favorite snackables since they are known to cure eat problems, but she didn't listen. I'll try again!

7:02 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

Happy BURPDAY Ma Ape!! How old are you? (mum: Tobes, that's rude!!). Ok, never mind that question.

The Kodak Photo Frame is the coolest!! Mom wants one of those too.


9:02 PM  
Blogger Frasier said...

I bet your kissies were her best prezzies !!
You are funny Wally!
Happy Birthday wallys MaApe.May you get funnier as you get older(assuming that you write this blog).Have a great year

9:17 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Happy Barkday to your ma ape....I don't understand why she needs all those pressies..i mean she already has you!

9:40 PM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

happy birthday to your super ma! she sure did score with those nice pressies!! I wish I had a picture frame that could sing!

10:13 PM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

Happy Bday to your Ma Ape! Thats some cool stuff. We like your Granny, can we adopt her?

Mom needs one of those frames so she can have her 80s hair band music on it.

10:33 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Wally you sure are nice to your ma ape. Smoocharoonies and everything. Man what great burpday presents.

11:15 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Hey, Woober! Put your ma ape on.

Hi, ma ape. Happy burpday to you, sweet lady. I know you have highly kissable pups at your house already, but please accept my gooberlicious smoochables that I'm sending JUST FOR YOU! Tell Wally his (& Ethel's) smoochables will come separately, at a later date.

You got some mighty fine giftables, and for that, I am stinkin' happy for you. Along with my smoochables, please accept my giftable of a vacation package to GooberStan, redeemable at any time, for any length.

Goober love & burpday hugs,
Stanley (big wink for the ma ape)

12:04 AM  
Blogger fee said...

i know! i know! it's your ape ma's burpday and she is 1,000,000-something years old now! happy burpday missus ape ma and i hope everyone had a nice bbq over the candles on your wallycake!


2:04 AM  
Blogger Urban Smoothie Read said...

happy 'BURP'day to everyBody...

2:56 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

How nice of your ma ape to get you such great giftables for your burpday!! I especially like the cookware. That means chicken stew in our house!


9:30 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Wow! Your Ma Ape sure received alot of HUGE pressies! Imagine if they were your pressies stuffed with toys & treats! Woot! Woot!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

9:31 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

"Happy Birthday Wally's Ma Ape
She bakes really grrrreat Cake...

Wally says she is very, very old
But I think she has a heart of gold

She lives in total and utter bliss
with handsome Wally and Ethel The Sis,

So Happy Birthday Wally's Ma Ape,
Make sure you get a darn bite of the cake!"

I am so sorry I have had Dog Poet's Block for quite a while, but you, Wally, inspired me just slightly there with your post! ha ha! love and licks, Marvin xxxxx

ps From now on I am going into poetry which don't rhyme much......from now on, its much easier!

10:49 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

Happy birthday to ma ape! Who wouldn't want to kiss that last picture of you Wally!! I love it!

Love ya lots,

4:02 AM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa said...

You both look adorable posing.

sorry we missed ma apes birthday - belated greetings from all of us

PS You need to do what we do and make a week or a weekend out of it depending on when the day falls...

7:59 AM  

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