here's what i read about today:new panda cub
(i like pandas because i look like them.) you can pay a lot of money for a ticket or watch it on panda cam
. don't overdose on the cute. scientists take interest
in competitive eaters. they might want to study me. i had a wicked bout with gas last wednesday (i know! before
thanksgiving!) that kept me (and my family) up all night. here is a highlight from the article:"At the Glutton Bowl, I consumed over seven pounds of cow brains," he said. He placed third.
how can you not be interested in reading about that?
and cnn editorializes
about dick "puppy kickin'" cheney.