news i like

here's what i read about today:

new panda cub (i like pandas because i look like them.) you can pay a lot of money for a ticket or watch it on panda cam. don't overdose on the cute.

scientists take interest in competitive eaters. they might want to study me. i had a wicked bout with gas last wednesday (i know! before thanksgiving!) that kept me (and my family) up all night. here is a highlight from the article:

"At the Glutton Bowl, I consumed over seven pounds of cow brains," he said. He placed third.

how can you not be interested in reading about that?

and cnn editorializes about dick "puppy kickin'" cheney.