This is an indignant face. Why?

I have it on good authority (my nose) that my ma ape was at the shelter today with my friend Rene (who is owned by Narra and Jackson) and they were visiting THIS!



And judging from the fur on my ma ape, there was some lap sitting. Some smoocheroonies, too. And the ma ape was all shmoopy, asking if I want another sister. To which I gave a resounding NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I forgave her only because she got us lambies for dinner:

I'm Evolving.

My granny has this funny shirt about yogalution:



But she doesn't even know the NEXT stage of evolution:

UPRIGHT WALLY! Your counters will never be safe again.

Happy Burpday GRANNY!

I should note, this is not an actual rendering of my granny but what her fellow apes may have looked like when she was born:



I don't know how old my granny ape will be but my ma ape is at least three gazillion years old so my granny ape must be older. My ma ape says maybe I should "quit while I'm ahead" and stop "being a pot calling the kettle old" or my granny might not visit me again! NO! GRANNY! Visit me! Make me Eggs!

Look, for your burpday I got you a lovely tennis ball that has been in my sissy's mouth, and on the ground, and in my mouth! It's all nice and damp for you!


Also I went on the internets and used the plastic and bought you some presentables (my ma ape said you wouldn't like moozles OR meaty bones so that's on her conscience). Here is a hint:



And the presentable is going to be late but better late than never and don't be an ungrateful granny! Maybe you'd get your presents on time if you'd ever visit your favorite grandson Wally.

Naked Apes with Too Much Time on their Google

Here is why you don't want to get on our bad side.




The following searches led to my blog of late:

• lady bigass
• naked cousins
• big brador naked
  
• naked granny

This has led me to issue the following statement:

Dear perverts, fetishists, and internet weirdos,

This is not a blog for you to indulge your naked ape fantasies. You apes are totally weird. This is a blog for discussing perfectly normal dog things like big asses, eating cat poop, roaching, bum sniffing, and round and pert wallymelons. Now, for classic naked Sophie Brador, check out her blog. And perhaps you would have better luck with Savage Love.

with love,

wally.

ps. The moratorium on perversion does not apply to the following: Samantha, Sophie, GooberStan, Buster, StudlyDudley, etc. Four legs good, two legs bad.

Nothing Perverted going on here. Honest:

Walk At Dusk

It was a sad weekend and then my ma ape's favorite diversion--the sportables--didn't work out so well. The Hooskers lost (BIG time!) and the Seasquawks got SeaSquished by The Stealers and then the Cubbies AND the Phillies lost. All the sports went wrong!

So I decided to take my ma ape for walkies. I have to keep her on a leash so she doesn't get lost and can't find her way home because she doesn't leave herself pee-mails to remind herself where she's been.


To lighten the mood I played silly roachin'!


And then my sissy and I played Haunted Dog.

We're practicing for Halloween! One year a trick-or-treater asked if my sissy was a WOLF!


I enflirterated with the camera (or might be tipsy, hard to say).


And then we watched the sun set and thought about how lucky we are to have furry shoulders to cry on!

Goodnight, Buko

My ma ape got some very sad news today about our friend Buko who has been very sick. She got to see him yesterday afternoon but didn't think she would be saying goodbye. He once was a sad shelter dog who they thought would never find a home but he rescued a great person, my friend Rene, and some other GSDs. We will all miss him terribly. Here is a video his person made for him. It is a wonderful tribute to a great guy.



I'm very good with sad, leaky apes and I clean up their tears and their snotables. I offer my services to anyone who needs them. Buko, I know you would do the same.