Happy Burpday GRANNY!

I should note, this is not an actual rendering of my granny but what her fellow apes may have looked like when she was born:



I don't know how old my granny ape will be but my ma ape is at least three gazillion years old so my granny ape must be older. My ma ape says maybe I should "quit while I'm ahead" and stop "being a pot calling the kettle old" or my granny might not visit me again! NO! GRANNY! Visit me! Make me Eggs!

Look, for your burpday I got you a lovely tennis ball that has been in my sissy's mouth, and on the ground, and in my mouth! It's all nice and damp for you!


Also I went on the internets and used the plastic and bought you some presentables (my ma ape said you wouldn't like moozles OR meaty bones so that's on her conscience). Here is a hint:



And the presentable is going to be late but better late than never and don't be an ungrateful granny! Maybe you'd get your presents on time if you'd ever visit your favorite grandson Wally.