Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Happy Burpday GRANNY!

I should note, this is not an actual rendering of my granny but what her fellow apes may have looked like when she was born:

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I don't know how old my granny ape will be but my ma ape is at least three gazillion years old so my granny ape must be older. My ma ape says maybe I should "quit while I'm ahead" and stop "being a pot calling the kettle old" or my granny might not visit me again! NO! GRANNY! Visit me! Make me Eggs!

Look, for your burpday I got you a lovely tennis ball that has been in my sissy's mouth, and on the ground, and in my mouth! It's all nice and damp for you!


Also I went on the internets and used the plastic and bought you some presentables (my ma ape said you wouldn't like moozles OR meaty bones so that's on her conscience). Here is a hint:

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And the presentable is going to be late but better late than never and don't be an ungrateful granny! Maybe you'd get your presents on time if you'd ever visit your favorite grandson Wally.

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24 Comments:

Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Wally
Happy Birthday to your Granny! I am not so sure she will like that ball.
I really hope she is better than me with the guessing thing because I have no idea what you got for her!
Let us know!
Have a good night
Lorenza

7:34 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Wally, Tell your granny that if she doesn't want that ball, I'll take it. Nice tongue action, by the way.

xo
SB

7:39 PM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

Happy birthday to your granny!

You'll never believe this (or maybe you will) but my mommy just said you are the cutest dog in the entire world. I think this means we officially share this title! WOO!

Love,
Suki Sumo

9:58 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Happy Birthday Granny of Wally!
Ike
PS - do you want to be in my wedding?

10:04 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

Like Lorenza, I'm clueless.

11:46 PM  
Blogger Kerrio said...

Happy Wally's Granny Day!

Can we make it a national holiday please?

12:27 AM  
Blogger Joe said...

happy birthday to your granny, that ball is the most perfectable gift I have ever seen!

12:41 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Woober!

Happy birthday granny de Wally!

Could it be that you got your granny a t-shirt that says "Mrs. Colbert?" Maybe it's a Colbert/Steward 08 bumper sticker?

Goober love & Truthiness,
Stanley

1:43 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Happy Birthday to Wally's grandma. I'm sure you look cuter then the ape in the picture

~ Girl girl

2:17 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I think your Granny might give you a slap when she see's you again. Happy Birthday Granny, I love you adopt me and give me all Wallys treats.

Simba xx

2:39 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh my mommmy is soooo stupid...she thought mr cobert was bob saget...oh my gosh...she nakes the doogus look wise...anyhow i was thinking your granny humans picture ...look a little like you wally...weird....

2:40 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Happy birthday to your Granny, Wally! You're such a thoughtful boy to give her a used ball!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

3:18 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Oh Happy Barkday Wally & Ehtel's Granny...I think I know what you are getting!!!! I giant grizzly bear who is snacking on Stephen Colbert. That IS what she always wanted, right?

You are such a pawsome grandog Walls...

Lots of Licks, Ruby

P(ee)S: You're gonna be in Ike's wedding too...that's so cool.

8:57 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

My Mom thought that was Bob Saget too!! She needs new glasses. What a great present for your Granny. You're the greatest grandson ever...next to me, of course.

Sherman

9:45 AM  
Blogger Finnegan said...

Happy burpday to your granny!!!!

Woofs,
Finny

9:53 AM  
Anonymous MaxDex said...

Hey wallie!
Happy burpday to your grannie.
I dunno if she will like the tennis ball, BUT I DO!! If she doesn't like it, can you please give it to me? I look like Ethel so I think I can have her tennis ball, yes?

8:48 PM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

Oooh, happy burpday Granny! It's extra special for me since we're almost related and all.

Love,
Samantha

10:01 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Happee Birthday to your granny!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

2:36 AM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Wally,
I am sure your Granny loved your very thoughtful pressie. :)

3:17 AM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Happy Birthday to your Grannie from Bonnie Scotland!

oh and nothing like a soggy tennis ball in my opinion.....yum!

7:58 AM  
Blogger Grammie said...

Did you get your granny Stephen Colbert's book or just one of the wrist strong bracelets? Either way it is a COOL gift. Pappy watches him all the time. The tennis ball ain't bad either.

8:57 AM  
Blogger fee said...

happy belated burpday miss granny! i hope you love the nice sticky presentable wally gave you; it's the most perfect presentable ever!

many happy returns of the day!

loves,
fee

10:02 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

WOOOOHOOO Happy birthday Granny!!!

Frenchie Snorts
balboa

12:31 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

A vewy Happy (sowwy I'm late late)Birfday Wally's Gwanny!!! With a gwandson like him and a gwandaughtew like ethel..welll what mowe could anyone want!
smoochie kisses
Asta

3:59 PM  

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