Monday, October 08, 2007

Naked Apes with Too Much Time on their Google

Here is why you don't want to get on our bad side.

The following searches led to my blog of late:
  • lady bigass
  • naked cousins
  • big brador naked
  • naked granny
This has led me to issue the following statement:

Dear perverts, fetishists, and internet weirdos,

This is not a blog for you to indulge your naked ape fantasies. You apes are totally weird. This is a blog for discussing perfectly normal dog things like big asses, eating cat poop, roaching, bum sniffing, and round and pert wallymelons. Now, for classic naked Sophie Brador, check out her blog. And perhaps you would have better luck with Savage Love.

with love,


ps. The moratorium on perversion does not apply to the following: Samantha, Sophie, GooberStan, Buster, StudlyDudley, etc. Four legs good, two legs bad.

Nothing Perverted going on here. Honest:


Blogger Lorenza said...

Naked granny? Whaaaat??
Sure people is weird or I would say perv!
Have a good night

7:22 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You KNOW you're a perv at heart. That's one of the many reasons why I love you, man!

I'm with Lorenza, though. Naked granny?? WTH? The naked apes know not of what they seek! They're grasping at anything for a thrill, which, I'm sure they would get if they actually read your blog! It's like you're a missionary to the googling, unenlightened naked apes.

We appreciate your fine public service!

Goober love,

8:11 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

Lady bigass! Hahahahaha!

8:12 PM  
Blogger Suki & Joey said...

Naked granny...bwahahaha! Oh, man, there's some sickos out there.

I mean, I'VE never searched for that stuff, just naked Airedales. What? I was hoping to find those pictures that Merv took a few months ago. I know it got out of hand ;)

Puggy kisses

9:29 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hoomans are so strange. 'nuf said.

Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:31 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

we haven't checked out google searches lately but yours inspired us. well, kind of grossed us out and inspired us!

12:29 AM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

I think if this doesn't proof hoomans are nuts in their own way..i dunno what else does.

12:52 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Naked granny??? Oooh, I'm interested to see, hehehe!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:07 AM  
Blogger Simba and Jazzi said...

Humans are very strange creatures.
Simba xx

4:08 AM  
Blogger Molly the Airedale said...

There's sure a lot of sickos out there!

Love ya lots,

4:20 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

wow, there certainly are some bizarre apes out there in the wide blue yonder! Naked granny......what the - is that all about!

loved the pics, Mad Sissy is on Good Form again!

8:24 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

And to think that hoomans think I am WEIRD for reading and commenting on DWB. I tell them that the dogs make more sense than they do.

10:34 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or concerned. Being somewhat of a perv myself, I will opt for the former.

Oh, and Wally, Montrealers are a pretty progressive bunch. As long as you promise not to pee on the altar, you can shake your big ass in any church on the island.


11:47 AM  
Blogger the Corgi Girls said...

We have 4 legs, which means we're in, woo hoo!!!! Onward with dreaming of Wally...

7:21 PM  
Blogger Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

The searches that led to your blog are WAY more interesting than those that lead to mine! Maybe I should start saying ass more! Hehehe! J x

1:59 PM  
Blogger Balboa said...

i don't even know what to say about naked granny?????


Frenchie Snorts

12:30 PM  
Blogger Katherine and Pippa said...

Good link mate. We've just had a good laugh. Which we needed. Because we went to Buko's again to see if they had posted anything.

Do you have a wallymail? You can get me at pippagibdog at yahoo dot co dot uk or via Bone Zone or something....


4:42 PM  

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