Hiyeeee! Welcome to the first and only blog by Waylon "Rat Boy" Pit Boo Puppy!
Wally didn't like me and I made his face do this! (See his eyebrows? Those are nervousboy eyebrows!)
I don't know why just cuz I did bitey bitey bitey cheeks! But Wally said I could blog about my BIG WEEKEND at his house which was TOTALLY FUNLIKE! Ok first here is part of my fam.
I had one brudder an four sissies all born at the SPCA! Here's me n' my brudder playin'.
Nomnom puppy playtime! I am on the bottom here.
Then I went to a new house and I am so brave that I like to explore everything.
And I like to put everything in my mouth! Here I am with a piece of ce-ment in my mouth.
And here I am eating a tree.
And I had two different kinds of favorite toys. I liked the toys that Wally's friends The Brat Pack sent. See?
And even though they got me lots and lots of expensive puppy toys my other favorite toy was PLASTIC BOTTLES! NOMNOM.
And then here's my other favorite toy OSCAR BEAN. He followed me everywhere and he loved to put me in his mouth and it was SO FUN.
The lady said I had MOXIE but I thought I got shots for that.
One of my OTHER favorite things to do was HUMP and here are some things that I humped: the naked apes, Ethel's legs, Oscar's legs, Oscar's butt, Oscar's tail, Wally's tail, feet, Wall-E, every stuffy I came in contact with, a pile of dirty clothes. You get the picture. Here I am checking out where I was GLUED SHUT after my neutering. I wanted to make sure nothin' bad happened after a particularly vigorous morning with Wall-E.
Here I am distracting the ma ape by blowing raspberries at the ma ape while I get ready to do a sneak attack on her foot. Should I nibble the toes or hump it? MAYBE BOTH!
Here I am in JAIL even though I only had ONE ACCIDENT because I put everything in my mouth and COULD NOT BE TRUSTED. Whatever. I have a plastic bottle and a stuffy.
But I am SO MAD I have to be in jail even though I have toys. I want the OscarToy on the outside!
At the new house I ate many tasty things like frozen applesauce, chicken necks, lambs, chicken livers, and frosty paws!
I like it!
More raspberries. Just cuz.
I am going to miss my best bud OscarToy. He gave me regular baths in his mouth.
But I am moving on to new exciting adventures!
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