mY BesTIes! (by OBST!)
It is time for OCCASIONAL OSCAR! I'm SUPERMAD at Wally because he won't let me have a NEW BRUDDER and also Wally's GIRRRRRLFRIEND RANDI wanted OCCASIONAL OSCAR so he said I could DO IT so long as I promise not to wear out the CAPS LOCK OK?
Do you see me here with my buddy Tuchuck? Here we are looking most intelligent:
Chuckie had a foster brudder named HARLEY who is like OBST in reverse! TSBH! Teen Super Bean Harley!
We met at the park and here I am teaching him about my tongue.
I chilled w/my buddy Chuck.
And did zoomies in the PARK! LOOK I AM A BRUNETTE IN A SEA OF BLONDS! Harley is going to a NEW HOME this weekend. He is moving to Master Chew Sits which is where Mango and his AWESOME crackerdog brother Dexter live!
And then the apes took me to the SPCA! OMD GUYS I WILL BE GOOD DON'T LEAVE ME! But really I was just there to see MY BESTIE JUGHEAD!
We were supposed to get out our PISS AND VINEGAR!
OMG we are so much fun! Jughead is telling me a funny JOKE and I am laughing with my TEETH!
We make the BEST FACES!
I bite his HEAD!
It does not fit in my MOUTH!
OOOOOOOOOOF! Watch out for the shorties!
This was the most fun EVAR! OBST SLEEPING!