Ethel in the Evening!

Ok so my blog title is not so ALLITERATIVE. So WHAT? I've got FREE VERSE! Anyway--look at this ANNOYED ETHEL:

Why am I SO ANNOYED? Because I have to live with two STINKY BOYS (is there any other kind?) And they get to blog more than ME even though I am LOUDER. I will TELL YOU about THEM.

Look, they are such softies they snuggle when they eat. GROOOOOOSSSSS:

And Wally taught him stupid goofy faces:

And Oscar always does what other dogs do like he learned about sticks from his friend Tuchuck and now he runs around like this ALL THE STINKIN TIME:


I did NOT teach him anything naughty:


And everyone says we look THE SAME:




I see no resemblance!


I AM A UNIQUE BEAUTY.

And Randay--I questioned your TASTE when you fell for WALLY but now you want more OSCAR. OMD! GIRLFRIEND, you need to CHECK IT before you WRECK IT! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?