SPCA Saturday!

Yes, it is that time of the week again when my harlot-y ma ape goes peddling her wares at the SPCA and gives smooches to dogs other than me. Shocking but must be seen!

There were two terriers who were picked up by animal control and it is totes weird because they look purebred and were nice. They don't have names yet so we'll call this one Terror One. One is a wild man who loves to play and is very confident.


And Terror Two. He supposedly has some aggression issues which my ma ape found out after she'd taken him out and let him crawl all over her. He's really just shy and wants someone who is patient and lovey with him.

This older gent is Fritz! He is a cocker spaniel with cataracts (maybe). He's really nice and has totes great leash manners.

This is Bow! He's a goofy pit. He likes the roachin'!

Duuuuuuuude. This is Bruno who, underweight, is at least 80 pounds. Dude is goofy and likes to play.

Look at Casey! She was maybe the wildest dog at the SPCA! She looooooooves her some playing.

And here's spot! Spot's a nice lady who likes walking.


My ma ape would also like to put in another plug for her bud, BIG RED by showing him showing off his goofy personality. He can blow raspberries.


And here he shows off his corgi impersonation. He's trying to fool my ma ape into thinking he's a corgador. Good try, bud! Someone adopt this sweet pea!


I will show you the pictures later but I have to say we dodged a MAJOR bullet around here. There was a corgi mix (corgi/beagle. a borgi) named Tinkerbell who was totes awesome and my ma ape wanted SO BAD because Tinkerbell was so unhappy at the SPCA but then some other people came and adopted her while my ma ape was there! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! No baby sister. Whew. She's a corgi so you know she woulda ruled the roost.